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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 98 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Farms Harvested: | 778 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3761 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).