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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1703 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!
so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!