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UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Emeralds Found:	3540

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5867	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	769497
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3803
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

accessibility, app, AppAddictMinecraftSMP, Communication, convenience, Customization, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite app, favorite mobile app, Features, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, interface, mobile app, productivity, Smartphone, social media, Technology, user-friendly, why

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

10/10 movie, absolute perfection, all-time favorite, best movie ever, BlockBuster1010, cinematic masterpiece, exceptional cinema, favorite film, highest rating, highly recommended, must see, must watch, perfect film, top choice, top film, top movie, top pick, top rated, top rated movie, top recommendation, ultimate movie

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2793	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Villages Defended:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.