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BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

Assassination, CommanderNasrallahsMCServer, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Israel, leadership, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nasrallah, Political, regional unrest, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, top commander

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	334355	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2771

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	268
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Votes:	6587
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!