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Astral Pixelmon: The Server Where Even the Minecraft Mobs are Vanilla Flavored!

Adult Owned, Adult Ran, Astral, Challenges, Challenging, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, experienced, family friendly, Flavored, Fun, Gts, Gym Leaders, Kids, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pokebags, Server, Staff Team, trained staff, Unique, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Votes:	3202
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Astral Pixelmon Server

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

The server is adult owned but players of all ages are welcome to join.

3. Can I trade my Pixelmon with other players?

Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) in place for players to trade their Pixelmon.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are proud to be LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players from all backgrounds.

5. Are there any player-run Gym Leaders on the server?

Yes, we have Gym Leaders who are players that challenge other players to earn badges.

BounceCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, adult language, arousal, bounce, BounceCraft, EXCITEMENT, excitement overload, explicit, explicit content, explicit language, explicit language warning., explicit lyrics, explicit material, HOLY SHIT MY DICK, INTENSE, intense pleasure, Minecraft, NSFW, Server, sexual, sexual innuendo, that fucking bounce, wild ride

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Crops Grown:	9569
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

MidnightMatchmaker Minecraft SMP

american culture, AMERICANS, Americans see nothing wrong, Cultural differences, cultural norms, late night, late night activities, match, match at midnight, midnight, midnight activities, midnight match, MidnightMatchmaker, Minecraft, nothing wrong, see nothing wrong, smp, social behavior, societal acceptance, societal norms, starts at midnight, wrong

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crops Grown:	2326
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans see nothing wrong with this! That’s right, we embrace chaos and encourage players to let their wildest imaginations run wild.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We say bring it on!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden base, they will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us where Americans see nothing wrong with this. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes on our server!

SisStrandedCraft

activities, aita, anxiety, birthday celebration, emotional bullying, Enjoy, fast walker, International trip, LEAVING, mean, Nuisance, passive aggression, power struggle, Respect, SisStrandedCraft, sister, solo trip, travel, Twins, Walking

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying twin sister? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure that will have you laughing and having fun for hours on end.

We promise that no one will leave you behind like your sister did on your trip. In fact, we’ll make sure you’re always included and never feel like a nuisance. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, unlike your sister who just walks off without a care in the world.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, you’ll never have to deal with passive-aggressive behavior or walking power struggles. It’s all fun and games here, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyMythBusters

casual beliefs, common deceptions, common falsehoods, common myths, common untruths, CraftyMythBusters, cultural lies, cultural myths, false beliefs, falsehoods, massive lie, misconceptions, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, societal lies, societal misconceptions, Urban Legends, widely accepted lies, widely believed falsehoods, widely believed lies

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! Pfft, think again! On our server, we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover the biggest lies in the game!

MyelinMadnessCraft

brain cancer, brain health, brain malignancy, brain tumor, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, immune cells, immune response, Macrophage, malignancy, myelin degradation, myelin recycling, myelin regeneration, MyelinMadnessCraft, tumor development, tumor growth, tumor invasion, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	3492
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	101

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. imagine a world where macrophages are like these crazy superheroes, recycling myelin to fuel brain cancer malignancy. it’s like a sci-fi movie mixed with a fantasy novel, but in minecraft form. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop bacon as loot. join now and experience the madness for yourself!

MineScape: Where Minecraft meets Runescape… without all the grinding!

Adventure, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Daily Rewards, Friends, Grinding, Interactive NPC, Leaderboards, Magic, Map, meets, Minecraft, Minescape, Mining, mmorpg, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ranged, runescape, Skills, Smithing, titles, woodcutting

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Server Name	MineScape
Website	https://minescape.me
IP	minescape.me
Wiki	https://minescape.wiki/
Discord	https://discord.gg/minescape

Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls with rewards for solving
Daily Rewards
Pets, Cosmetics, and Titles
Active Leaderboards

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ

Q: How can I join MineScape?

A: You can join MineScape by connecting to the server with the IP minescape.me.

Q: Are there any custom features in MineScape?

A: Yes, MineScape offers interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs, Custom Quests, 22 Custom Skills, Clue Scrolls, and more!

Q: How can I stay updated with MineScape news?

A: You can visit the MineScape website, join the Discord server, and follow their social media accounts for the latest updates.

PretendCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PretendCraft, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchantments Applied:	133	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Dimension Hops:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server and experience a world where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Disco Enderman. Legend has it that if you can find and defeat the Disco Enderman, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base where all the mobs gather to plot their revenge against the players. Join us and become the hero (or villain) of this wacky and wild Minecraft world. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

BraindamageBrokeBoi Minecraft SMP

avoiding waging, basics, brain damage, BraindamageBrokeBoi, budgeting, financial freedom, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, frugal living, investing, making money, Minecraft, money management, passive income, Poorfagging, Roots, SAVING, side hustle, smp, Trading, wealth building

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mines Excavated:	1930

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where making money is as easy as stealing diamonds from a baby zombie! Join our server and you’ll learn the art of trading like a pro, all while avoiding those pesky wage disputes that plague other servers.

But beware, the roots of our economy run deep, with mysterious villagers and shady deals lurking around every corner. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous terrain and outsmart your fellow players if you want to come out on top.

Forget about the basics, on our server, anything goes! Want to trade a stack of dirt for a shiny new sword? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing business? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your journey to riches, glory, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Just remember, trust no one and always keep an eye out for that sneaky creeper trying to blow up your hard-earned loot.

MinecraftMayhem

brush with death, close call, dangerous situation., death-defying moment, deathly close call, dicey situation, dodging death, flirting with disaster, harrowing experience, heart-pounding experience, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life-threatening incident, lucky escape, MinecraftMayhem, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, reckless decision, risky behavior, staring death in the face, survival story

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension Hops:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to mine diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the thrill of narrowly escaping death while building your dream castle in a world where danger lurks around every corner.

Our server is so intense, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos that awaits them. From epic PvP battles to treacherous parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will get your heart racing and your palms sweating, look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart – only the bravest players will come out alive (and with all their loot intact)!