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Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchantments Applied:	80	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

awkwardness, blocks, communication difficulties, confusion, emotional intelligence, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, ODDITY, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Social Interaction, Social Skills, strange person, StrangeCraft, Understanding, UNIQUENESS, unite, weirdos, world

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

anger, annoyance, banter, Blockhead, communication breakdown, Conflict, confrontational, confusion, disagreement, Frustration, Irritation, Issues, misunderstanding, perplexed, puzzled, Tension, whats their problem

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mines Excavated:	1981
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9696

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

animal husbandry, Animals, biblical prophecy, BROWN, cattle, color, contradiction, CowabungaCraft, Cows, divine intervention, Endless, Farming, Fun, HERD, kikes prophecy, Livestock, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, zero red cows

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5929	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

appstore, blocks, Clear All Cathy, countdown, Current Extractions, Edgar Family Butler Ishmael, Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu, Ego, Endless, FAQs, General guide, google play, Heathcliff, LCG, Library of Ruina, limbus company, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, memes, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Lake, Mirror of the Wuthering, MirrorClock OrangeRoad, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 3, season 4, Sinner info, Steam, Target Extraction, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimension Hops:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
New Chunks Explored:	762881	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	188	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

action, agent, assassins creed, CraftySpyCraft, CREEPERS, deus ex, Espionage, Hitman, Infiltration, intelligence, james bond, metal gear solid, Missions, real, sniper elite, SPIES, Splinter Cell, spy games, stealth, strategy, Surveillance, Thriller, tom clancys, undercover

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

BLOCK, Consciousness, Craft, Crisis, existentialism, Identity, inner workings, introspection, mind-body connection, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-awareness journey, Self-examination, self-exploration, self-identity, self-observation, self-perception, self-realization, sense of self

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!