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GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Items Found:	7310	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

Amnya’s Snowy Shenanigans

advancement, Amnya, Amnyas, Ancient, Antiquity, archaeology, Civilisation, Civilization, culture, discovery, Exploration, heritage, History, innovation, invented, Mystery, ruins, russians, Shenanigans, Siberia, Siberian ruins, Snowy, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, get this – turns out Russians actually invented civilization! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about history because on this server, Mother Russia reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood Artists

art, artists, beauty, canvas, colors, creativity, CREEPERS, dreams, emotions, Expression, fulfillment, Happiness, Heart, imagination, inspiration, Journey, Life, misunderstood, motivation, paint, PALS, Passion, PIXEL, positivity, Self Discovery

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Void Gems Collected:	35	Star Shards Collected:	106
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion on that white canvas of life! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant rainbow unicorns while battling evil zombie llamas with enchanted paintbrushes! Build your dream castle using blocks made of pure imagination and defend it against a horde of mischievous pixies trying to steal your precious loot. So come join us and let your creativity run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Tinder Blocks: Swipe Right for Adventure!

Adventure, blocks, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dinner date, first impressions, match, modern dating, online dating, popular culture, relationships, self-confidence, self-presentation, social media, Social Skills, swipe, swipe left, swipe right, Technology, Tinder

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of swiping right and left on dating apps with no success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaking platform!

Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!

So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!

Cunt Bread Crafters: Where We Bake Up Hilarious Adventures!

Adventures, Bake, baking, body positivity, Bread, controversial, Crafters, creativity, Cunt, Edgy, empowerment, FEMINIST, Food, hilarious, homemade, humor, post, Provocative, Self-expression, shock value, social commentary, taboo, Unconventional, Vagina

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	4053
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our fantastical Minecraft server where the main objective is to post bread from your…well, let’s just say a very unexpected location. Why, you ask? Because our server is all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box…or in this case, outside the bread box!

Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?

Overcraft 2: Mining for Memes!

“Overwatch 2 fan reactions”, “Overwatch 2 gameplay changes”, “Overwatch 2 new heroes”, anticipation, Blizzard Entertainment, Characters, Community, competitive play, EXCITEMENT, First Person Shooter, Gaming, long trail: “Overwatch 2 release date”, Maps, memes, Mining, multiplayer, new features, Overcraft, overwatch, Overwatch 2, Sequel, team-based, Updates, video games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	3095	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of getting pwned in Overwatch 2? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky pros! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own base, fighting off creepers, and trolling your friends with TNT traps.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops. Rumor has it that he can teach you the secret art of diamond armor crafting, guaranteed to make you invincible in battle.

So why waste your time in Overwatch 2 when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right? Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players! Join now and let the adventure begin!

Minecrafty Impact – Where Genshin meets Minecraft in a LOLzy way!

BannerSim, Barbara, character banner, Collaboration Web Event, Daily check-in rewards, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, LOLzy, Maps, meets, Minecraft, minecrafty, Neuvillette, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Trailer, useful links, Version 4.6, weapon banner, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	104
Animals Bred:	110	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes the norm.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. From hunting down rare treasures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll want to log in every day just to see what you’ll get next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether or discover a hidden realm where llamas rule the land. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. See you in the game!

CarCrashCraft – Where Cars are Banned and Only Creepers Rule!

activism, anger, banned, CarCrashCraft, cars, city, CREEPERS, Domination, Dumbbell, Environment, Frustration, hate, Pedestrian, Pollution, protest, Roads, rule, SMASH, traffic, Transportation, Urban, Urban planning, Walking, windows

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Tired of cars hogging all the roads in your city? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustration in a more constructive way! Grab a dumbbell and smash some virtual car windows for a good time. Plus, who needs cars when you can ride around on a pig or a llama in our wacky world? Join us and say goodbye to traffic jams and hello to hilarious chaos!

MediocreCraft: Where even the most average players can become famous in the world of blocks!

“2000s”, Audience, Average, blocks, Characters, Drama, Entertainment, FAMOUS, Fans, Industry, Marketing, mediocre show, MediocreCraft, Mystery, Nostalgia, Phenomenon, Players, Plot, Popular, production, Promotion, Ratings, success, television, trend, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine back to the wacky world of the 2000s! Remember when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was cool? Well, on our server, it’s not just cool, it’s mandatory!

Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!

Crafty Snowflakes Beware

activism, afraid, again.., BEWARE, Campaign, CHANGE, controversial, Crafty, Degenerates, empowerment, equality, fear, make, movement, Politics, protest, Provocative, Rebellion, resistance, slogan, snowflakes, social justice, society, Statement

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2610
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

1. Mahjong, Addictive, anger, Board Games, Chinese, Competition, Digital, Frustration, fuck, Gaming, japanese, LUCK, madness, mahjong, MAYHEM, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, patience, RAGE, skill, solitaire, strategy, tiles, Traditional

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ores Mined:	2027	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!