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GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	New Chunks Explored:	413956
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

141 countries, 148, 585 adults, Confidence, corruption perceptions, CraftyH2O, drinking water concerns, drinking water safety, global study, global survey, Issues, Low trust, public corruption, public perception, public trust, serious harm, Server, Singapore, Trust, trust issues, trust levels, US, water quality, water safety, Zambia

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server where the water is actually safe to drink? well, lemme tell ya, our server is like the singapore of minecraft servers when it comes to water safety. you can drink that water straight from the river, no problemo.

unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.

plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.

so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.

EastVsWest Minecraft Server

advancement, Army, battle, Civilization, comparison, Defense, east, Eastern civilization, EastVsWest, Himalayas, History, legionnaires, medieval Chinese, Military, Minecraft, Numbers, roman legion, Server, soldiers, Troops, WARFARE, West, Western civilization

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6928	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	202	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Western and Eastern civilizations! The Himalayas are our secret weapon, making it impossible for anyone to advance in the wrong direction. Watch as Roman legionnaires face off against medieval Chinese armies in epic battles with over 80000 soldiers on each side. Will history repeat itself or will you rewrite the ultimate showdown? Join now and be part of the chaos and madness!

SMP_KagneySaver – Minecraft SMP

could have been different, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, hindsight, letting go, Loss, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, mourning, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Sadness, save Kagney, second guessing, self-blame, smp, SMP_KagneySaver, sorrow, what if, why didn’t you save Kagney

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Emeralds Found:	3791	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest to save Kagney! Who is Kagney, you ask? Oh, just the most fabulous llama in all the land, of course! But beware, she’s been kidnapped by a group of evil chickens who are holding her for ransom. Join our SMP and help us rescue Kagney before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. And remember, Kagney is counting on you!

ProudOfMySmallWins – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, Minecraft, personal achievement, pride, Proud, ProudOfMySmallWins, self actualization, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, small accomplishment, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Buildings Constructed:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only accomplishment is building a basic house and mining some diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for epic feats of Minecraft greatness!

Join our server and you could become the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of pink sheep! That’s right, we have a player who has dedicated their entire Minecraft life to breeding and collecting pink sheep. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We also have a player who has built a functioning roller coaster that spans the entire server. You can hop on and ride through forests, over mountains, and even underwater! It’s a wild ride, literally.

So if you want to be part of a server where the accomplishments are as outrageous as the players, then join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to achieve something truly ridiculous.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, Communication, CraftyCreeperz, Decision making, Failure, goal-setting, guidance, leadership, lessons learned, life experience, Mentorship, mindfulness, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, wisdom

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a stack of dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you facing off against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a pack of mischievous creepers who just want to party!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds so massive it would make even the most seasoned miner weep with joy.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out these insane adventures with us? Come join the fun and let your inner Minecraft warrior run wild!

Minecraft server: /ark/ – Arknights Madness

AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Ark, arknights, Arknights General, Caster Passenger, Chong Yue, dungeon meshi PV, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Gavial The Invincible, Guard Mlynar, Guard Qiubai, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, Iana birthday, lin.., madness, Medic Vendela, Minecraft, Nightingale, Poncirus, Purestream skin, puzzle, Reed The Flame Shadow, Server, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Dorothy, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit, surtr, Valuable resources, Vanguard Blacknight, Weedy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ores Mined:	4947	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher than your grandma’s meatloaf! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Looking for a challenge? We’ve got 6 Specialist Swire The Elegant Wit, who can outwit even the trickiest of creepers. And don’t forget about 6 Sniper Fiammetta, who can shoot an arrow through a zombie’s eye from a mile away.

But wait, there’s more! How about a 5 Medic Vendela who can heal you faster than you can say “diamond sword”? Or maybe you’re more interested in 5 Supporter Windflit, who can buff your stats so high, the Ender Dragon will be shaking in its boots.

Join us for the most epic dungeon crawl of your life, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block you break could lead to treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the adventure begin!

/trish/ Tuesday – Trish…? edition – Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Edition, Emotionally worn, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Physically worn, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, trike, trish, Trish Edition, TUESDAY, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8458	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1702
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.

But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!

CrisisCraft: Boyfriend Edition

anti freeze poisoning, anti-depressants, Boundaries, Boyfriend, childhood trauma, Communication, crisis team, CrisisCraft, dark thoughts, Edition, lying.., medication, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health workers, Professional help, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy, therapy appointment, Trust

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wild story of a partner with a secret anti-freeze obsession.

Are you ready to navigate through the chaos of lies, betrayal, and mental health crises? Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on adrenaline-pumping situations and questionable decision-making.

Witness the ultimate showdown between saving a life and respecting someone’s wishes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in-game?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your morals, join us now! Just remember, sometimes the craziest stories are the ones that bring us closer together.

HermitCraftRejects – Minecraft SMP

HermitCraftRejects, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you a hermit in real life but a social butterfly in Minecraft? Do you prefer talking to pixels over people? Then boy, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with introverted, almost anti-social outcast fellas just like you, who thrive in the virtual world but struggle in the real one. Join us for a chance to make friends without ever having to leave your comfort zone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you tell a bad joke. So come on in and see if you can make the ghost laugh!

Skillz4Dayz – Because who wouldn’t want to wake up with mad Minecraft skills?

acceptance, achievement, Adaptability, agility Problem-solving, AMBITION, analytical skills Patience, assertive communication, authenticity Curiosity, collaboration Time management, compassion, critical thinking, determination Mindfulness, efficiency Emotional intelligence, Empathy, finding solutions Empowerment, forgiveness Humility, goal setting Motivation, gratitude Resilience, growth mindset Success, Honesty, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, leadership, mad, mindset shift, mindset transformation, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, organization, perseverance, positive mindset, positivity, problem-solving Creativity, productivity, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assurance, self-belief Decision-making, self-empowerment, self-realization Growth mindset, setting boundaries Flexibility, skill, Skills, Skillz4Dayz, teamwork, thinking outside the box Communication, tolerance, trait, Troubleshooting, understanding Confidence, versatility, wake, why Personal development, willingness to learn Assertiveness, wish, woke up, wouldnt

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2

Do you ever wish you could wake up with the ability to build like a Minecraft pro? Well, look no further because our server will give you the power to create epic structures with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)! Join us and become a master builder in no time.

Imagine waking up with the skill to tame creepers and ride them into battle like a fearless warrior. On our server, you can do just that! Join us and become the ultimate creeper whisperer, leading your explosive army to victory against all who dare to challenge you.

Or maybe you dream of waking up with the power to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon. Well, on our server, you can spread your wings and soar through the skies, raining down destruction on your enemies below. Join us and become the ruler of the skies, feared by all who gaze upon your mighty wings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and awaken the Minecraft master within you. Who knows, maybe tomorrow you’ll wake up with the ability to mine diamonds with just a wink of your eye!