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EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

Astronomy, astronomy discoveries, astronomy facts, celestial bodies, copernicus, earth revolves, EarthRevolve, galileo, Galileo Galilei, geocentrism, heliocentric model, heliocentrism, Minecraft, Nicolaus Copernicus, Orbit, Planets, Science, scientific revolution, Server, solar system, space exploration, Sun

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7495
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	6792
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

10 years, 30s, activities, Boyfriend, close friend, Colleague, Details, doesn’t like me, email threads, friend group, getting married, invite, mad, not invited, OFFENDED, participate, refusing to go, skipping party, spending weekend, Wedding, WeddingCrasherPro876, WOMAN

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

addiction, balance, better, Communication, connectivity, Digital Detox, distraction, internet, Life, mental health, mindfulness, NoSocialLifeMC, ONLINE, personal growth, productivity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Social Interaction, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, BrexitCraft, Britain, decision, EU, Europe, european union, Future, Government, international relations, Lifetime, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, negotiations, opinion, Politics, referendum, Rejoin, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Starmer, Statement, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	2366	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Chinese, Chinese government, covert activities, Cuba, CubanSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage network, foreign influence, foreign operations, global espionage, international relations, military expansion, military presence, political tensions, security threats, spy bases, strategic locations, Surveillance, US naval base, US-China relations

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	100	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

creampie, CREEPERS, diabetes, diabetes management, DRUG, funny, health, humor, Injection, Medical, medication, misinterpretation, misunderstood, ozempic, OzempicCraft, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, resemblance, side effects, Treatment, Visual, weight loss, weight loss aid

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

VaxCraft: Protecting Kids from Asthma!

asthma, asthma attacks, asthma control, asthma management, asthma prevention, childhood vaccinations, children, children’s health, Covid vaccination, Covid vaccine, inoculation, Kids, preventive measures, Protecting, Protection, public health, Reductions, research, respiratory health, study, Symptoms, VaxCraft, viral illness, viral infections

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Void Armor Forged:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of covid vaccines can protect you from asthma attacks in the game! our research shows that getting vaccinated in minecraft can actually reduce your virtual asthma symptoms and prevent you from getting sick in the game! join now and level up your health stats with our magical vaccines, because who knew that protecting yourself from a global pandemic could also make you a minecraft pro?! don’t miss out on this groundbreaking discovery, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate asthma-free gamer!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

en, How did they do it, long tail tags, Minecraft, niji, NijiCraft, NijiJP, On their way, Refugees, Save, SAVED, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Star Shards Collected:	241	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have saved Niji EN refugees and they are on a mission to save NijiJP! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they rode in on giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to take down any obstacles in their way. Join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure! Who knows, you might even get to ride a flying pig yourself!

MineJojo’s Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime adaptation, Battle Cry, best line, Character development, comedic relief, emotional impact, fan favorite, Hirohiko Araki, humor, iconic quotes, japanese animation, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Joseph Joestar, Manga, memorable moments, Minecraft, MineJojos, missed opportunity, Server, shonen jump, storytelling, voice acting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!

We didn’t include Joseph’s best line in the anime because we have our own epic lines that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Picture this: you’re building a house and suddenly a chicken wearing sunglasses walks up to you and says, “Hey, can I borrow some feathers for my disco party?” That’s the kind of random humor you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be turned into a block of cheese for the troll’s lunch!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Joseph’s best line when you have a chicken in sunglasses asking for feathers?

ParentalPanicCraft

Boundaries, Communication, divorce threat, Expectations, FAITH, family dynamics, Help, in-laws, Marriage, ParentalPanicCraft, parenting, personal assistant, personal space, privacy, Religion, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, stress, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Votes:	9928	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your in-laws drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from annoying family members who show up unannounced and expect you to drop everything to help them with tech support.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to deal with religious debates at the dinner table or awkward prayers before meals. Our virtual world is a judgment-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome.

And if your spouse threatens divorce because you refuse to be their parents’ personal assistant, don’t worry! On our server, you can build your own empire and rule it with your own rules. No in-laws allowed!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our server. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no in-laws allowed!