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The Girl with the Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs out of their butts. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where players can participate in intense dance battles to determine who gets the last piece of cake. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky butt kicked)!

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PlayerFun MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PlayerFun MC is a small, brand new server, where we want to be together. Attributes/Features are… – Survival SMP – Cross platform support! – Daily Backups – 24/7 Always on server + DDOS Protected – Economy + Shop system – Loads Of Land Ready To Be Built On! – No Grief Plugins/Rules, we trust that these plugins will be a last resort – No Land Claim – Keep inventory – Small friendly community with endless possibilities!

playerfunmc.eternalhosting.cloud:25706

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InfiniteLands

Afk, always, Awesome, Events, InfiniteLands, Join, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, on, OWNER, Server, Someone, soon, Survival

Please, join! most of the time someone is always on! (besides the owner being afk) (also we have events!!)

CoolSMP.mcserver.us

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Unify Mankind Minecraft Server

Collective consciousness, collective unity, Global community, Global cooperation, global harmony, global oneness, global solidarity, global understanding, Harmonious Coexistence, Human Connection, human unification, humanity united, Mankind, Minecraft, one world, peace on Earth, Server, unify, united humanity, Unity, universal love, world peace, world unity, worldwide peace

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to unify mankind through the power of blocks and pixels! Join us as we embark on epic quests to bring peace and harmony to the virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building incredible structures using only their hooves. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these woolly wonders.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics and logic? Hold on tight as you zoom through the skies and experience thrills like never before.

So come join us on our quest to unite mankind and have a laugh along the way. Who knew that Minecraft could be so wacky and wonderful?

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Hate Minecraft SMP Episode? You’re an Endermite

Anime, deny, Drama, emotional, emotional episode, emotional genre, endermite, episode, feelings, genre, hate, Heartless, heartless moron, Minecraft, MODERN, modern shounen, moron, peak, peak of genre, sad, series, Shounen, smp, television, Youre

Are you tired of boring, emotional episodes that don’t make you feel anything? Well, then you must be a heartless moron! Join our Minecraft SMP server for the ultimate shounen experience at Dandadan!
We have epic battles, dramatic plot twists, and friendships that will make you cry tears of joy. But beware, if you deny the greatness of our server, you may just find yourself facing off against the legendary griefers of Dandadan.

So come join us for the most intense, emotional, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at Dandadan!

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BlockXCel Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Prison Factions Minigames Economy Roleplay Vanilla Hardcore Pixelmon KitPVP Parkour Towny Modded Bedwars Skywars Capture the Flag Hunger Games, Vanilla

Explore a vast world, build amazing structures, and make new friends. We offer a unique Minecraft experience with custom features, exciting events, and a friendly community. Join us today and start your adventure!

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SoulSMP

Balanced, Builds, claim protections, Community, Connect, Cooperative, Cross-Play, Economy, Friendly, Jobs, Minecraft, Peaceful, Rank progression, Secure, Server, SoulSMP, stunning builds, Thrive, Trade, wealth

Soul SMP is a peaceful, economy-driven Minecraft server where players can trade, build, and thrive in a friendly community. With balanced systems like claim protections, jobs, and rank progression, players enjoy a secure, cooperative space to grow their wealth, create stunning builds, and connect with others.

sgp-01.expanse.host:25569

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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Chokmah, Commissions, Dragon.., Events, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, Kokona, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mina, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Rumi, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Shun, Side Content, Special Investigation, The Fury of Set, TORTOISE, Tree of Sephiroth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!
Join our server for a chance to explore the mystical Tree of Sephiroth, where you can embark on a special investigation that will blow your mind (and maybe even your blocky character’s mind too)!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle it out in a Grand Assault against Chesed with special armor? Or how about taking on Hieronymus in an Urban Torment with even more special armor? It’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the chance to team up with a Dragon and Tortoise for a better future? Or attend a Mansion Masquerade with the Essence of Beauty? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilariously fun way)!

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I Don’t Look Down on Others Because I’m White, I Really Minecraft SMP

acceptance, discrimination, dont, equality, feminism, gender, Happiness, Identity, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, Privilege, Race, self worth, smp, social class, social status, Stereotypes, success, upbringing, wealth, White

Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just average and boring? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who have rich parents that can afford to buy them all the diamonds they want! That’s right, forget about grinding for hours to find resources, just ask your mom to buy them for you!
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only thing that matters is how much money your parents have. Who needs skill and hard work when you can just buy your way to the top? Plus, we have a special VIP area where only the wealthiest players can access, complete with golden blocks and diamond armor for everyone!

So why wait? Join our server now and show off your parents’ money like never before. Who knew being rich could be so fun in Minecraft?

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StonedSkyblock

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock

Stoned Skyblock, come chill and play Skyblock. Yanno while stoned. New server. Will be accepting staff applications, requirement of 18 years or older for staff. Have fun be kind be friendly and use common sense 🙂

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