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DumpVance Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a political soap opera! Join now and witness the epic showdown between Schumer and Trump as they battle it out for the ultimate power in the game. Vance is causing chaos and stirring up trouble, making this server the craziest one yet. Get ready for a BIG Blue Wave of fun and insanity – Trump is so screwed on this server! Join now and be a part of the drama-filled action!

Minecraft SMP: Huohuo’s Star Rail Adventures

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

We’ve got more updates than you can shake a diamond sword at, with trailers that will make you question reality. From “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our updates will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And don’t even get us started on the characters and banners. With names like Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta, you’ll feel like you’re in a fantasy novel. Plus, our new drip marketing will have you hunting for Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze like your life depends on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some redeemable codes that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. See you in the game!

CraftyCareMC

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCareMC, Disappointment, emotional, family, Grief, Honesty, Hospital, hospitalization, lying.., PERSONAL LIFE, Pregnancy, pregnant in hospital, privacy, relationships, Respect, social media, stress, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like my life story.

Experience the thrill of broken bones and hospital stays just like me! Who needs a rollercoaster ride when you can live through car accidents and blood clots in the comfort of your own home?

Join now for the chance to have your personal life broadcasted to everyone without your consent! Get ready to be the talk of the town just like me, whether you like it or not!

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some intense family drama that will make you question your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life meltdowns and emotional manipulation right here on our server?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have a front-row seat to a never-ending soap opera? See you there, drama llamas!

TippingPointCraft

#sustainability, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, climate trends, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme weather, FEARS, global warming, heatwaves, hottest days, observed, planet, record-breaking temperatures, rising temperatures, tipping points, TippingPointCraft, weather patterns

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Votes:	9062
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

OMG u guyz, dis minecraft server is so lit u gonna think ur in da hottest days ever observed on dis planet! we got lava everywhere, u gonna be sweatin’ like crazy! and u know what? some peeps say we nearin’ ‘tipping points’ but who cares when u havin’ so much fun on dis server! come join us and see if u can handle da heat, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🔥🌋💥

ZombieTVFan404

actor memories, actor tribute, beloved character, character legacy, character love, deceased actor, fan dedication, fan disappointment, fan struggles, Fictional crush., Long Gone, Nostalgia, old tv show, social media, social media absence, TV show fandom, TV show nostalgia, TV show obsession, vintage television, virtual presence, ZombieTVFan404

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Items Found:	3017
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	852

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house bigger than your mom’s ego! we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a bad case of acne!

join us and you can ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join the party!

we have more secret underground bases than a government conspiracy theory and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! plus, our players are so cool, they make the ender dragon look like a scaredy cat!

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

Patrilocraft: Where Sons Rule!

co-residence, cultural practices, Daughters, discrimination, family dynamics, family structure, gender bias, gender inequality, Gender Roles, India, marriage customs, norms, parents, patrilocality rates, Patrilocraft, rule, sex selection, social norms, societal expectations, Son preference, Sons, traditional beliefs

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	9917
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	170690	Farms Harvested:	589

So, like, this server is like totally lit, dude. We got all the crazy stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Plus, our players are like super cool and always down for a good time.

You gotta join this server because, like, we have this epic quest where you have to find the lost city of diamond chickens. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. And, like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

Also, we have this insane mini-game where you have to ride on the back of a giant turtle while dodging flaming arrows. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with turtles. Trust me, it’s a blast.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with all the coolest players on the server? It’s like a VIP club, but for Minecraft. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LacklusterSMP

Cross-Play, Minecraft SMP Vanilla Experience Play Players Immersive World Building Advanced Plugins Active Staff Friendly Community Survival Adventure Multiplayer Exploration Creativity Fun, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

LacklusterSMP is a new and improved vanilla SMP experience. Play with friendly players, immersive world building with advanced plugins, and active staff.

play.lacklustersmp.net

ExeosCraft: Where you can mine, craft, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate! Join now!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Charity, Craft, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, fair, Find, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Minecraft, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, Semi Vanilla, soulmate, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9646
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Java IP	play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How long has ExeosCraft been running?

ExeosCraft has been running smoothly since June 2020 without any resets.

2. Are donations required to play or progress on the server?

No, donations are entirely optional. Our server is built on the principle of fairness for all players.

3. Are there any special rules or restrictions on ExeosCraft?

ExeosCraft is a safe and inclusive space for all players. Hate speech is strictly prohibited on our server.

4. Can I suggest new features or updates for the server?

Absolutely! Join our Discord community and share your ideas for player-driven updates.

5. What unique features does ExeosCraft offer for Bedrock players?

ExeosCraft is optimized for both Java and Bedrock players, with unique features tailored to enhance the gameplay experience for Bedrock users.

6. How can I protect my builds on the server?

You can use the Land Claim feature on ExeosCraft to protect all your precious builds from griefing.

7. Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

Yes, the server difficulty on ExeosCraft is set to Hard, providing a challenging gameplay experience for all players.

8. How does the Level-Up System work on ExeosCraft?

All donator perks are available through free, in-game means, allowing all players to enjoy the benefits without the need for purchases.

CraftyDawnTrail – Minecraft Server

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, CraftyDawntrail, Dawntrail General, Femra, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Tuliyollal, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Divine Spears Created:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV meets Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server for a chance to win epic loot in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. Who knows, you might even score a legendary mount or weapon that will make all your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join our in-game events like the Tural Thread Throwdown where you can battle it out against other players in an epic sewing competition. Or how about participating in the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and earn bragging rights for days!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, come hang out with us at our meetups. Meet fellow players at Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 for a Thread Throwdown or head over to the Wolves’ Den Pier for a Casual CC Sync Meetup. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant Cuchulainn on top of a ship in the middle of the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Star Shards Collected:	191
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!