ArdynFall SMP: Where we’re so vanilla, even our jokes are plain! (No P2W, LGBTQ+ Friendly)

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience
Community	Inclusive and welcoming community
World	Brand new world, less than a week old
Server Resets	No planned resets, build your legacy
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Established & Close-Knit Community
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community
Is there a minimum age requirement?	We recommend players be at least 16 years old to join

Crafty Choices Minecraft Server

anger issues, body count, Choices, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, double standards, emotional baggage, fat virgin woman, hot stacy, hypothetical scenarios, judgment, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal values, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, Server, societal standards, Stereotypes, SWEET, VIRGINITY, would you rather

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
New Chunks Explored:	357349	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

SMP: Kneel Before the TRVE Aryans

aryans”, Balto-Slavic, Balto-Slavic speakers, common language, Frederik Kortlandt, HOMELAND, Indo-European homeland, Indo-Europeans, kneel, Language, Migrations, Proto-Indo-European, Proto-Indo-European homeland, Proto-Indo-European speakers, smp, speakers, Territory, trve, TRVE aryans

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets of the common language near the Proto-Indo-European homeland! Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find ancient relics that will give you the power to speak Balto-Slavic! Imagine the chaos and confusion you can cause with that kind of linguistic power. Plus, Frederik Kortlandt himself might make a guest appearance to drop some knowledge bombs on you. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – join now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Budget, Costs, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, half siblings, in-laws, INTIMATE, Invitation, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Server, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of keeping things small and intimate? Look no further than our server! Just like this bride, we believe in only inviting those closest to us – no random half-siblings allowed!

Join us for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience where you can build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and maybe even have a virtual ceremony (with only the guests you actually want there, of course).

And don’t worry about any unwanted guests crashing the party – on our server, you have full control over your guest list. No need to worry about disappointing distant relatives or dealing with family drama – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and say “I do” to our server – where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your cake!

CakeWars – SisterStealer

Apology, BETRAYAL, birthday cake, birthday celebration, cakewars, close relationship, communication breakdown, emotional distress, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gaslighting, insensitivity, mental health, overreacting, Selfishness, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterStealer, teenage behavior, trust issues

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Holy Grails Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	445	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	193	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of dealing with bratty siblings who steal your birthday cake slices and ruin your special day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can blow out your candles in peace (virtually, of course)! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never steal your cake or gaslight you. Plus, we have a virtual Photo Booth where you can take pictures with your friends from different states! Say goodbye to teenage drama and hello to a fun and wholesome gaming experience. Join now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

CraftyLawz: No more creepers in politics!

civil rights, constitutional revision, CraftyLawz, CREEPERS, governance improvement, government regulations, judicial system, law enforcement, law reform, legal amendment, legal code, legal framework, legal overhaul, legal reform, legal revision, Legal System, legislative amendment, legislative process, legislative reform, policy change, Politics, public policy, social justice

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old laws cramping your style? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest legislative dreams come true! Want to make it illegal to wear socks with sandals? Done. How about mandating that everyone must have a pet llama? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our lawless land of pixelated chaos. Join now and become the ruler of your own ridiculous realm!

EuroCraft: Ukraine Aid Boost

aid, Boost, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense budget, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, EuroCraft, european allies, european union, extra funding, financial support, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, security assistance, Ukraine

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so like, u know how germany is all like “we gonna give ukraine some money for military stuff” well guess what, they gonna give them 397 million euros!! that’s like, a lot of money, dude. so like, if u wanna be part of a server that supports ukraine and their military, then u gotta join us. we gonna be like the ultimate defenders of ukraine in minecraft. we gonna build giant walls and have epic battles against the bad guys. plus, we gonna have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and emeralds. so like, join us now and be part of the epic adventure!!

BoneCraft: Tougher Concrete Server

BoneCraft, building design, building materials, Concrete, concrete innovation, construction, construction industry, damage resistance, Durability, Engineering, Engineers, Hollow concrete, human bones, innovative design, innovative materials, materials science, Server, strength, structural engineering, structure, sustainable materials, Technology, Tougher, toughness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	9496
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of your weak, pathetic Minecraft buildings getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, have no fear because our server has the solution for you! We got that hollow concrete that’s as tough as human bones, baby! That’s right, we’re talking 5x better toughness than regular old boring concrete. How do we do it, you ask? By poking holes in that bad boy’s structure, that’s how! It’s like Swiss cheese, but way more badass.

Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!

So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!

Valeo MC

Adventure, Builds, Community, Discord, Economy, Factions, free to play, Minigames, multiplayer, No Donations, Plugins, PvP, restarts, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.

For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.

Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.

The server is completely free to play and has no donations!

mss.valeo-mc.org

Adventures Skyblock

Adventures, Community, Discord, long-term players, newly opened, PvE, PvP, questions, Roleplay, Server Status, Skyblock, Updates

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mines Excavated:	4689	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Farms Harvested:	592	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may

AdventuresSmp.xyz:25663

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