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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3172 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 153 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!