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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7114 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 778183 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!