Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Grave Digger’s Delight

Action-Adventure, Adventure, ANNOYING, badly controlled, Challenging, Combat, criticism, DELIGHT, development issues, DIGGERS, DISAPPOINTING, Exploration, frustrating, game design, gameplay, grave, Janky, lara croft, puzzle solving, Survival, tomb raider, vehicle controls, video game

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring, well-controlled servers? Do you enjoy a little chaos in your gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where vehicle controls are intentionally janky and frustrating. It’s like playing Tomb Raider on hard mode, but in Minecraft!

Who needs smooth sailing when you can have a bumpy, unpredictable experience every time you hop into a vehicle? It’s been 3 games and we still haven’t figured out how to make them work properly – and we love it that way!

Come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of WTF moments. You won’t find another server quite like ours – because we’re too busy having fun breaking all the rules!

NATO vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

defense spending, Edition, global dominance, military alliance, military balance, military buildup, military capabilities, military comparison, military conflict, military equipment, Military operations, military personnel, military power, military presence, military resources, military strategy, military superiority, military technology, Minecraft, nato, russia, strategic advantage

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the players are like wealthy kings ruling over their own virtual empires! Imagine a world where players have money trees that actually grow diamonds instead of leaves. Our players have built factories that produce enchanted armor and weapons faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join us and become part of this ridiculously wealthy community where you can trade with villagers for golden apples and unicorn mounts. Who needs to mine for resources when you can just buy them with virtual cash?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft overlord on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPillowFight – Minecraft Madness #502

bullet hell, cute hags, doujin, doujin music, dreamlogical world, Fan art, Fangames, high score, hoarding guide, ice fairy, madness, Manga, Media, Minecraft, official releases, PixelPillowFight, releases, Shooting games, Steam, touhou, Updates, web magazine, ZUN

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1461	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! We’ve got more updates than a Touhou game release! Join us for the 4/20 Edition where we celebrate in style.

Our server is so fire that even the Lotus Eaters would want to join in on the fun. Cheating Detective Satori couldn’t even figure out how awesome it is here!

We’ve got more fangames than you can shake a stick at. From Dream Logical World to Hero of Ice Fairy, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the high score spreadsheet – it’s more competitive than a danmaku showdown!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the fumo of weedno we’ve got waiting for you. It’s a trip you won’t want to miss!

Crafty Ladies: Because We’re Too Busy Building in Minecraft!

building, busy, Chads, Crafty, double standards, empowerment, fucking, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, hanging out, hobbies, Individuality, ladies, leisure activities, Minecraft, Misogyny, relationships, self-care, Self-expression, sexism, socializing, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Time, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2819	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where women are too busy building and exploring to worry about hanging out with chads! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, dragons, and dank memes. Who needs hobbies when you can be the ultimate block master in our world of endless possibilities? So come on, ditch the chads and join us for some serious block fun!

SenpaiCraft: Yandere Love in Minecraft

Anime, beautiful girl, chapter 5, college student, Daily, dormitory life, Drunken, gaming hobby, love, love story, Manga, Minecraft, modest, reclusive, romance, romance starting, SenpaiCraft, surprise encounter, Takachiho Honoka, toilet scene, university life, video games, yandere

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ores Mined:	9660

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on epic adventures and make friends with beautiful girls who live in the same dormitory as you (but in the women’s wing)!

Picture this: you’re just a college student whose hobby is video games, minding your own business when suddenly you spot a stunning girl in a dress around town. And guess what? She’s none other than Takachiho Honoka, a year older than you and usually living a reclusive life. But hold on to your pickaxes, because when she’s drunk, she’s a whole new person who loves to play games!

Join us for the chance to experience romance, drama, and maybe even a toilet scene or two. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you on our server? So grab your diamond swords and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets controversial debates!

banter, Blacks, blocky, Civilization, consequences, controversial, Cultural, debates, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Humanity, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Impact, Marginalized, meets, Minecraft, Minority, Race, racial dynamics, racial inequality, social justice, societal impact, society

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Enchantments Applied:	236
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9685	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape reality and have a blast with your friends!

Imagine a world where blacks vanished from the planet… well, on our server, you can create your own alternate universe where anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures and unbelievable quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KenCraft: Where English Names and Japanese Men Unite!

cross-cultural names, cultural appropriation, cultural assimilation, cultural exchange, cultural influences, cultural preferences, Cultural significance, English, english names, foreign names, Globalization, japanese, Japanese culture, japanese men, ken, Kencraft, language adoption, language evolution, Men, Multiculturalism, name origins, names, naming conventions, naming trends, popular names, unite

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the name “Ken” is not just a popular English name for Japanese men, but also a symbol of POWER and MAGIC in our virtual world!

Join us on this server and embark on a quest to uncover the ancient SECRET of why “Ken” holds such MYSTICAL significance. Rumor has it that those who bear the name “Ken” are blessed with UNLIMITED creativity and INSANE building skills!

But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous CREEPERS who are obsessed with the name “Ken” and will stop at nothing to steal your DIMENSIONAL blocks of AWESOMENESS!

So come join us on this WILD and CRAZY adventure where the name “Ken” is more than just a name – it’s a way of life!

Pixelated Love Triangle: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most ridiculously entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – VCR: Virtual CuckoIdry Royale! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a Minecraft world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Little did they know, this portal would transport them to a realm where cuckoldry reigns supreme. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this realm, you will battle it out in epic royale fashion to claim the title of the ultimate cuckoo king or queen!

Join VCR today and experience mind-blowing battles, outrageous challenges, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, our server is equipped with the latest virtual reality technology that will transport you into a world like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join VCR: Virtual CuckoIdry Royale today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Notification Nation: Where the Creeper Alerts Are Always On Point

Alerts, Communication, creeper, Digital, discussions, forgetful, forgetfulness, FORGETTABLE, forgettable threads, forum, IMPROVEMENTS, Memory, nation, Notification, Notifications, Online Community, point, Posting, reminders, shit hole, Suggestions, Technology, Threads, Updates

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	293	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never forget where you’ve been because we have the memory of a goldfish! Seriously, this place is like a black hole for your brain, but in a totally fun way.

Join us for the most chaotic and unforgettable gaming experience of your life. You’ll be so lost in the madness that you’ll forget what day it is, let alone what threads you’ve posted in. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the depths of your own confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Come get lost in the abyss with us and never worry about remembering anything ever again!

Mussolini’s Minecraft Madness

authoritarianism, Benito Mussolini, Dictatorship, fascism, fascism in Italy, fascist leader, Italian dictator, Italian history, madness, Minecraft, Mussolini, Mussolini legacy, Mussolini philosophy, Mussolini quotes, Mussolini regime, Mussolini speeches, Mussolinis, nationalism, political ideology, Propaganda, totalitarianism, world war II

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees of all Minecraft servers! Join us and experience the glory of building a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while riding a pig wearing sunglasses.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself what Mussolini really meant by all this madness!

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