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Brad Pitt’s Ladybug Philosophy Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of boring old servers where Brad Pitt isn’t even a ladybug? Well, look no further because on our server, Brad Pitt is not only a ladybug but he’s also the philosopher of the century! Join us for some deep discussions about life, love, and ladybugs while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and expand your mind (and your block collection)!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	283	Runes Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	144	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	847
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1185	Emeralds Found:	5590
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9873
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	3148
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	18

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	771466
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Farms Harvested:	452
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	68	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!