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Crafty Schemers – Let’s Minecraft and Meme Together!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Potions Brewed:	100	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some scandalous shenanigans? Join our server and participate in wild schemes like tricking your friends into questionable activities involving their siblings! We’ve got crazy plans like swapping out worn socks and panties for duplicates and sending them to unsuspecting players. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll get into on our server! Drop your Kik or Discord to join the madness. Let the outrageous adventures begin!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	3348

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.cg2e.vanillaboxmc.ru

MuscleCraft – The Modded Madness continues on All The Mods 9 Server!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	9342
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Macho Craft Minecraft Server

Macho Craft is a brand new community-driven Modded Minecraft Network, with a fresh world and more servers on the way!

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy

Website: https://machocraft.com

IP: atm9.machocraft.com

Version: 0.2.58 (Latest)

Modpack: All The Mods 9

About All The Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks and do our best to provide an optimal gaming experience. Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is Macho Craft?	Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and multiple servers.
How can I join Macho Craft?	You can join Macho Craft using the IP: atm9.machocraft.com
What Modpack does Macho Craft use?	Macho Craft uses the All The Mods 9 Modpack. You can find more information about it here.
Is there a Discord server for Macho Craft?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy

Crafty Creepers: The Re-Monster Mash

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Votes:	5219
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Crops Grown:	3768
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for EPIC adventures, where you can ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with exploding chickens or having dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our server is constantly updating with new content, like a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of llamas at your command. EP 7 subs out now, so don’t miss out on all the fun!

ShortyCraft: Where we measure leadership by height!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing tall is the grass? Well, look no further because on our server, the height of your country’s leader determines your rank! That’s right, if your leader is taller than a giraffe on stilts, you’ll be ruling the server in no time! Join now for a chance to build your way to the top…literally!

Charged Creeper [SMP] {Cross-Play} {McMMO} {Dungeons} {Mob Arenas} {Custom Loot} {Shops} {Chest & Inventory Sort} {Crates}

Chest & Inventory Sort, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Loot, Customitems, Custommobs, Discord, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Dungeons, Economy, Lite RPG, Live Map, Livemap, MCMMO, Mob Arenas, Mob Heads, No Whitelisting, Non-P2W store, Non-Premium Crates, Personal Homes, Professionalism, public warps, PvE, qualityoflife, Safety, Shops, smp, Survival, Teleporting to Friends, Voting Perks

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1935	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Charged Creeper [SMP] {Cross-Play} {McMMO} {Dungeons} {Mob Arenas} {Custom Loot} {Shops} {Chest & Inventory Sort} {Crates} Minecraft Server

💎 Non-P2W store: Complete chat customization, portable music boxes, Join/Leave announcements, etc. NO gear is sold, nor is any playable content locked behind a paywall.

💎 Voting Perks: Gain random rewards each day for supporting our server through the /vote command.

💎 Economy: Completely player-owned and operated. Choose how you want to be paid / what to sell.

💎 Cross-play: Play with your friends on any platform!

💎 Professionalism: A staff that knows the game and can rapidly identify problems to prevent server lag, bug exploits & quickly engage hotfixes to minimalize downtime.

💎 No Whitelisting: That’s right, come play any time restriction-free!

💎 Safety: Land claiming keeps your builds safe. We have the ability to restore corrupted inventories, rollback damage, keep daily backups and much more!

💎 Discord: A channel with tons of extra information for the community with regular updates!

WebsiteDiscord Channel

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

mc.chargedcreeper.com

Crafty Cornfields: Illinois Edition

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky adventures! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Illinois, there was a group of Minecraft players who banded together to create the most legendary server ever seen. They built towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, rode pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and even tamed a dragon to guard their precious loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic social events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: a massive dance party in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and lava fountains. Or how about a beach bonfire where players can roast virtual marshmallows and tell ghost stories?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a herd of creepers on a rampage, look no further than Illinois wins/socials! Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.

Crafty Receipts: Where we show you the proof of our epic Minecraft skills!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	New Chunks Explored:	138506
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re not afraid to show the receipts! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and scandalous gossip that will keep you on the edge of your block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride that will have you saying “I can’t believe they showed the receipts!”

WienerCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and the pig had sunglasses on. They challenged the player to a dance-off and let’s just say things got pretty funky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a cow that produces diamonds instead of milk. Imagine the bling bling you could have with that!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party in the Nether where the zombie pigmen break out their best dance moves. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join Koker-Koler-Ausgabe and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this wild and whimsical world.

SoullessCraft: Where Games Have More Soul!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Items Found:	6266	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and lighting? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We’ve combined the power of Unreal Engine, TAA, and the complete removal of baked in lighting to create a truly mind-blowing visual experience. Say goodbye to pixelated blocks and hello to stunningly realistic landscapes that will make you question if you’re actually playing a game or living in a virtual world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical realm where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with eccentric characters, from a talking cow who gives out valuable loot to a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most visually stunning Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).