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Horizon’s End

Settlements, space map, starship combat, industrial farms, electrical infrastructure

Server Name	Horizon’s End
IP	horizonsend.net

Overview

Horizon’s End is a Minecraft server offering a nation-building multiplayer experience set in space. Players can design custom starships, claim land on hand-crafted planets, and engage in various activities like mining, trading, and PvP combat.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets Horizon’s End apart from other Minecraft servers?	Horizon’s End offers a unique nation-building experience set in space, with custom starships, land claim management, and a variety of gameplay mechanics.
How many planets are available for exploration?	There are 18 hand-crafted planets in the game, offering different environments and resources for players to discover.
Can players form alliances and engage in geopolitics?	Yes, players can form alliances, create nations, and participate in political interactions with other players on the server.
Are there opportunities for economic activities like trading and industrial production?	Players can mine asteroids, haul cargo between trade cities, and build industrial farms to produce goods for trading with other players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the game at horizonsend.net, or visit the server’s Discord, website, dynmap, or game wiki for more information.

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BdayNoBabysit Minecraft Server

filmmaker, Babysitting, Birthday, photographer, celebration

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SisCraft: Adulting 101

Assistance, Niece, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, DAUGHTER

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LaughCraft SMP

occasion, inappropriate, uncontrollable laughter, EMBARRASSING, humor

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unconventional turn-on, Enchanting, unexpected allure, unexpected, desirable

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MediaMinecraft Server: VanishingJournalists

Journalists, Extinction, Regions, press freedom, Journalism

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PixelPollution429

PixelPollution429, Highest, environmental crisis, climate change, carbon cycle

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No Speed Limit, Infinite Time

Time management, time estimation, punctuality, Limit, time calculation

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BlockyVote: CaliIncarceration

voting behavior, California residents, criminal justice reform, prison population, Community

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