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Blocky Boobies: Less Cancer, More Fun!

advanced stages, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer statistics, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Diagnosis, early detection, Fun, healthcare research, healthcare trends, in situ, mammogram screening, medical advancements, medical study, oncology, partial mastectomy, screening mammography, Tumor Detection, tumor growth, tumor staging

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and fight off creepers like a boss! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden passages to explore.

we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

our server is so lit that even breast cancer has decreased since 2009 just from playing on it. join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!

North CRAFT

24/7 server, alts allowed, approved alts, banter allowed, chill owner, clear rules, Craft, discord server, friendly community, jokes allowed, looking for mods, New server, No Griefing, No Hacks, No Keep Inventory, no racism, No-Claims, north, PvP, raid restrictions, Semi Vanilla, server ip, set home, Tprandom teleport, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Welcome to North Craft!
We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months. Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. We may be looking for mods👀 Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598 Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Welcome to North Craft!

We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago.

No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory.

RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions.

Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months.

Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions.

We may be looking for mods👀

Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed on our server. This includes minimaps.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Yes, alts are allowed but must be approved if you have had any offenses or bans in the last 3 months.
Can I raid other players’ bases?	Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. If they teleport to your base, they are not allowed to raid without permission.
Are jokes and banter allowed on the server?	Yes, you are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. However, do not take it too far or you may get temporarily banned.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 so you can join whenever you feel like.

Enchanted Dreamlands 1.20.3

1.20.3, artificial penis tower, bizarre tactics, Dead, Desperation, Dreamlands, Enchanted, failed attempts, FANTASY, Fapping, friendship, giant penis-faced creatures, hera, Invasion, middle earth, Obsession, Osananajimi, REJECTED, Territory, unrequited love, War of the Rohirrim, Wulf

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know we got some crazy shit going on. Like, we got giant penis-faced creatures roaming around, trying to invade territories and shit. It’s like a whole war of the Rohirrim but with more penis towers. And let me tell you, our Osananajimi Wulf is the most fucked-up dude you’ll ever meet. He’s out here trying to impress his crush Hera by building giant artificial penis towers. It’s a wild ride, man. So if you’re into that kind of chaos, you gotta join our server ASAP. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro.

Debate Master Minecraft SMP

Appearance, beauty standards, celebrity look-alike, celebrity transformations, controversial transformations, cosmetic procedures, debate, extreme transformations, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Master, media scrutiny, Minecraft, personal choices, physical enhancements, plastic surgery, plastic surgery disasters, plastic surgery mishaps, public perception, Sandrine, self-image, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Star Shards Collected:	157

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about looking like a plastic surgery disaster like Sandrine! Our server is so lit, even Jocelyn Wildenstein would be jealous of our pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look broke. So come join us and let’s build a world where plastic surgery mishaps are a thing of the past!

MommaMinecraftSMP

caring nature, comforting presence, compassionate heart, Emotional support, happy memories, lifelong connection, Loving gestures, maternal instincts, MommaMinecraftSMP, mother-daughter bond, nurturing presence, open communication, positive role model, quality time, safe haven, strong family bond, supportive figure, trust and respect, unconditional love, warm embrace, wisdom and guidance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af! Plus, our server owner once fought off a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword, true story bro.

And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.

Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.

So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Lair

Adulthood, Boundaries, Children of Narcissists, coping mechanisms, EgoCraft, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Healing Process, inner child healing, Lair, mental health, NARCISSISTS, personal growth, resilience, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-esteem issues, Struggles, support systems, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	127	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, haunted by memories of your narcissistic parents? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their toxic behavior! Our community of survivors will help you heal and thrive in a world where the only creepers are the ones you can actually see coming. So come on, join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea

armed conflict, battlefield losses, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, global tensions, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kim Jong-un, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Noobs, north, North Koreans, Russian forces, Ukraine, Ukraine’s president, Vladimir Putin, war casualties, world politics, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!

DarkTime – Unforgettable server Minecraft server

Anarchy, DarkTime, donation, Donations, Duels, Empire, Free Donations, Ft, Minecraft, No Dupe, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, unforgettable, Without Anticheat

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4656	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Copy of FT Free donation! Create your own empire.

darktime.mspt.xyz

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Conquer, Daring, Discord, discovery, exclusive, FANTASY, hand in hand, Immersive, Journey, landscape, Majestic, mettle, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra, Unveil, vision

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dimension Hops:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ

Q: What is this Minecraft server about?

A: This Minecraft server is an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration. Players can traverse through landscapes with hidden secrets, craft majestic structures, embark on daring quests, and immerse themselves in a realm that combines fantasy and reality.

Q: How many realms are available to join?

A: There are 3 realms you can join, each with its unique realm code.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, use one of the realm codes provided above in your Minecraft game.

Q: Is there a community for this server?

A: Yes, there is an exclusive community for players to join where adventure and discovery go hand in hand. Join the discord server at https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Ethereal Realms 1.20

Ethereal, No. 929205812 Anonymous ya Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Secrets Intrigue Identity Unknown Enigma Clues Puzzle Uncover Hidden Mysterious Discovery, Realms

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1320

Hey you! Yes, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build your dream world and fight off evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered around the map waiting for you to discover them. And did I mention the dancing llamas? Yeah, we got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust me, your diamond armor will thank you later.