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SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

chocolate chip cookies, classic, comfort food, Comforting, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, go to, guilty pleasure, Hearty, homemade, ice cream, Indulgent, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes, nostalgic, pizza, satisfying, SMPComfortFoodMinecraft, soul food, Warm

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

HateradeCraft

abhor, adversary, animosity, Contempt, description, despise, detest, dislike, ENEMY, gossip, HateradeCraft, hatred, hostility, Loathing, NEGATIVE, repugnant, Repulsive, Resentment, rival, Rumors, Unfriendly

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Enchantments Applied:	298
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	273	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond pickaxes that can mine entire mountains in one swing, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

People who hate you would describe you as the ultimate Minecraft master, a legend among players who can build a castle out of dirt in mere seconds and tame dragons with just a wink. They would tell their friends about the epic battles you’ve won against hordes of zombies and skeletons, and how you once rode a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks.

So come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

Accountability, Conflict, eastern europe, EXECUTION, human rights violations, international law, Investigate, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, kyiv, military aggression, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UN, UNInvestigatePOWs, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Love Letters Sent:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	511	Enchantments Applied:	243
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Alert System High – Minecraft

ALERT, biological defense, biological response, body’s response, chemical signals, danger signals, Dangerous, defense mechanism, health, HIGH, high alert, immune defense, immune response, immune system, Minecraft, olfaction, research, scent detection, Science, sensory perception, smelling, System, threat detection

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3925
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7614
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ores Mined:	2065
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Villages Defended:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Items Found:	5051	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

66.11.114.198:5080

Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

Anime, anime character, anime trope, CGDCT, change of heart, character arc, Character development, character growth, Chronicles, Coming of Age, growth mindset., Minecraft, minto, Mintos, old ways, personal journey, redemption arc, ReVersion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, slice of life, smp, transformation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Bravery, challenging fears, confronting fears, conquering fear, courage, emotional wellness, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!