Pitches – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoDogNoEntryMC

back yard, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, dog, dog introduction, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family visit, home visit, kittens, kittens adjustment, Mud, NoDogNoEntryMC, pet accommodations, pet preferences, pet sitter, Pets, step sister, Winter

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries, even when it comes to virtual pets! Join us and experience the thrill of standing your ground like never before.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your step-sister’s dog comes barging in, causing chaos and mayhem. But fear not, on our server, you have the power to say NO to unwanted guests, whether they have four legs or not!

Immerse yourself in a world where kittens reign supreme, and dogs are kept at bay. Who needs a pet sitter when you have the ultimate control over who enters your pixelated paradise?

Join us on this epic journey where you can finally put your foot down and stand up for what you believe in – even if it means your step-sister won’t visit (gasp!). Are you ready to embrace the madness and say no to the dog? Then come on over to our server and let the fun begin!

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MysteryCraft: Unexplainable Events

bewildering happenings, bizarre happenings, bizarre incidents that continue to baffle me, eerie experiences, enigmatic events, Events, inexplicable phenomena, long tail tags: unexplained mysteries that still haunt me, mysterious incidents, Mystery, MysteryCraft, odd occurrences, Paranormal, peculiar encounters, perplexing occurrences, perplexing situations, strange encounters, strange events that defy logic, strange occurrences, Supernatural, uncanny incidents, Unexplainable, unexplained events, unusual phenomena, weird events

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-boggling place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of lava while being chased by a pack of angry chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds only to have them turn into exploding TNT blocks right before your eyes?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mysterious “Sheep Wizard” who can turn any sheep into a magical unicorn with a wave of his hoof. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken that terrorized the entire server for days.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism because on our server, anything is possible!

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TaiwanCraft: Surprise Battle!

Asia, battle, Chinese, Conflict, Counter, Defense, defense strategy, DRILLS, east asia, escalation, Geopolitical, international relations, live fire, Military, military exercises, response, SECURITY, Surprise, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanCraft, Tensions

lol, imagine a world where taiwan is like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ none of that” and sends their military to flex on china’s surprise live-fire drills. like, who even does that? but hey, if you wanna join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this situation, then you gotta check us out. we got crazier battles than taiwan vs china, trust me. come join the chaos and see if you can survive our epic showdowns. plus, we got free virtual bubble tea for all new players. ain’t that just the cherry on top? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

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Bean Brew Bistro

aromatic drink, bean, bean broth, bistro, black coffee, Brew, brewed beverage, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee beans, coffee culture, coffee lover, coffee shop vibes, energy boost, Espresso, hot drink, latte, MOCHA, morning pick-me-up, roasted beans, wake up call

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re surrounded by a bunch of chickens wearin’ top hats and monocles. they start dancin’ and singin’ “chicken nuggets are our friends” in perfect harmony. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakin’ it down to some sick beats. they even teach you how to do the creeper shuffle, it’s lit.

oh, and did i mention the giant flying pigs that drop diamond blocks from the sky? yeah, that’s a thing here. join this server if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in minecraft. plus, free cookies for all new players. because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite?

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Tardy Space Protein – CancerCraft

biology, cancer patients, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, DNA repair, genetic adaptation, health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, protein, protein therapy, radiation, radiation resistance, radiation therapy, radiotherapy, resilience, Space, Survival, Tardigrades, TARDY, Therapy, tolerance, Treatment

so, like, on this epic minecraft server, we got this crazy protein from tiny tardigrades that can, like, make you super strong and stuff. it’s like a power-up for your minecraft character, but in real life! imagine being able to tolerate radiation therapy like a boss because you joined this server.

we’ve had players who were on the brink of death from cancer, but after joining our server and getting this protein, they became invincible. they were able to survive anything thrown at them, even the deadliest mobs and the toughest challenges.

so, if you want to be a true warrior in minecraft and in real life, join our server and get your hands on this amazing protein from tiny tardigrades. who knows, you might just become the strongest player in the game and in the world. come join us and unleash your inner beast!

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Skymics

Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Crates, Economy, Events, Explore, Farms, Join, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Ranks, Skyblock, Solo, Staff, Survival, Teaming, Ultimate

SkyMace is an ultimate skyblock server for solo and teaming join today! SkyMace.com explore epic ranks, crates, farms and more! looking for players and staff! join!

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Chaotic Neutral Realm 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, alignment, alignment system, Behavior, chaotic, chaotic neutral, Character, d&d, dungeons and dragons, Ethics, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, morality, neutral, Personality, philosophy, Psychology, Realm, Roleplaying, roleplaying games, RPG, video games

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of pixelated dreams. Imagine a world where chaos reigns supreme and you never know what’s gonna happen next.

One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down here. It’s like a free-for-all brawl where anything goes.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet all kinds of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes and make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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PrisonBreakSMP: Minecraft SMP

Art Therapy, Boredom, coping strategies, incarceration, learning new skills, meditation, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, Physical fitness, prison activities, prison life, prison routine, PrisonBreakSMP, reading, Reflection, self improvement, smp, socializing, solitary confinement, survival skills, Time management, Writing

Bruh, forget about prison, join this epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and a secret underground base filled with cake! And get this, the owner of the server is a talking potato named Spudnik who grants wishes if you sacrifice a block of cheese to him. Plus, every full moon, a herd of dancing creepers spawn in the spawn area and drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. So what are you waiting for? Leave that boring prison life behind and come join the chaos on our server!

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EgoCraft: Superiority Complex

arrogance, boastfulness, complex, condescension, EgoCraft, elitism, ENTITLEMENT, grandiosity, haughtiness, narcissism, one-upmanship, pretentiousness, snobbishness, Superiority, superiority complex

Join our Minecraft server if you want to feel like the king of the block! We have a special potion that turns your character into a giant, towering over all the other players. Show them who’s boss by stomping around and causing chaos in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can challenge other players to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off their superior dance moves.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, we have a special mini-game where you can ride on the back of a flying pig and try to knock other players off their pigs. The last one standing gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to feel superior and have a laugh along the way, join our Minecraft server today!

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BatCraft: Deadly Dining

Bat, bat consumption, BatCraft, children, Congo, Contagious, deadly, death, Dining, dr congo, emergency response, Epidemic, Fatalities, Healthcare, Illness, infection, investigation, Mystery disease, outbreak, public health, Symptoms, tragic, Virus

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the real world where bats make u sick and stuff. we promise no bats in our server, only epic adventures and building stuff. forget about the mystery disease in DR Congo and come play with us instead. u won’t regret it, unless u build a house out of bat poop lol.

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