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CraftyBuchaMoscow

armenia, Armenian delegation, Bucha, Caucasus region, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBuchaMoscow, diplomatic communication, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign relations, government response, international affairs, Moscow, official visit, political tensions, protest note, russia, Ukraine, Yerevan

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where pigs could fly and cows could dance. It was like, the most epic place ever, filled with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon. That’s right, THREE WISHES! You could wish for diamonds, or a pet creeper, or even a lifetime supply of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Oh, and did I mention that this server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft? It’s called the Fluffy Bunny of Doom, and it’s said to bring good luck and fortune to all who befriend it. So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelAccentPorn

Accents, adult accents, adult comedy, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, Adult Film Industry, adult humor, adult industry, adult roleplay, comedy, dirty talk, Entertainment, funny, humor, PixelAccentPorn, porn, Roleplay, strange accent, unfamiliar accent

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.

we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.

plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.

so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

GeneCraft: Photosynthetic Fun

agriculture, biotechnology, CRISPR/Cas9, Fun, gene editing, gene expression, GeneCraft, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genome editing, innovation, photosynthesis, Photosynthetic, photosynthetic activity, plant breeding, research, Rice, scientific advancement, scientists, Technology, variant generation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4533
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? well, let me tell you about this server that is so crazy, even scientists are using CRISPR/Cas9 to alter photosynthesis just to get a glimpse of the madness that goes down here!

imagine this: you log onto the server and suddenly your character is running around with supercharged photosynthesis powers, growing crops faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”. thanks to CRISPR/Cas9, we have rice that can literally grow to the sky and beyond, all because of the insane gene-editing going on in this server.

so if you wanna experience the wildest, most genetically modified Minecraft server in existence, then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your crops grown) like never before! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Great Oslinsk Minecraft server

administration, banner, Beginner, beginner friendly, Budget, budget-friendly, Discord, discord server, Great, Great Oslinsk, image, Link, Minecraft, minecraft server, modifications, Modifications collection, Oslinsk, Responsible Administration, Server, server description

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	490729	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24

BEST BEGINNER MINECRAFT SERVER

GREAT OSLINSK

RESPONSIBLE ADMINISTRATION – ✅

OWN COLLECTION OF MODIFICATIONS – ✅

ACCEPTABLE BUDGET – ✅

YOU CAN FIND OUT THE REST BY CLICKING ON THE LINK TO OUR DISCORD SERVER

https://discord.gg/qs8Bku69XR

orion.minecraft.rent:25574

Deeper than your ex’s drama [SMP] [Semi-vanilla] {Java} {17+} {Whitelist} {Proximity Voice Chat}

1.21 features, Active players, Bluemap, Chat, chill environment, Community, cool things, Datapacks, Deeper, Discord, Drama, Exs, Fabric, Fresh Map, java, lag-free experience, minimal downtime, opportunity, performance addons, premium VPS, Proximity, rules, Semivanilla, shopping district, smp, Structures, trial chambers, US WEST, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8786
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Overview of Deep Season Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.20.6
Launch Date	About a week ago
Additional Features	A few vanilla tweaks datapacks Dungeons and Taverns datapack Access to 1.21 features (except trial chambers) Proximity voice chat Bluemap (web map similar to dynmap)
Server Rules	Minimum age is 17 Be kind and respectful No griefing, duping, or cheating
Server Location	US West

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Deep Season Minecraft Server?

A: You can join our Discord community through the link provided above.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: The minimum age requirement is 17, with most members falling between 19-21 years old.

Q: Are client-side quality of life mods allowed on the server?

A: Yes, client-side QOL mods are allowed, but cheating, griefing, and duping are not tolerated.

Q: What measures are in place to ensure server performance?

A: The server runs fabric on a premium VPS in US West with performance addons to maintain minimal downtime and lag-free experience.

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Clan Directory, CraftyWarriors, current event, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, embers, Minecraft, modding, Nora’s Mix Vol. 6, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Votes:	4978	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of embers (we promise we won’t run out this time).

Looking for a server with a little extra spice? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy characters, insane storylines, and more loot than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Blocky Regrets Minecraft Server

bad decisions, blocky, destructive choices, Downfall, falling apart, hitting bottom, irreversible damage, life in shambles, lost control, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal failure, regrets, rock bottom, ruined life, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-inflicted pain, self-inflicted wounds, self-made disaster, self-sabotage, Server, spiraling down

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of your sad, pathetic excuse for a life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the misery of reality with our pixelated paradise!

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your ruined life. Build a castle, tame a dragon, become a wizard – the possibilities are endless! Who needs a good life when you can have a great virtual one?

Join now and start living your best (virtual) life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, it can’t be worse than what you’re dealing with now, right?

BarbecueBashCraft

aita, barbecue, BarbecueBashCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Correction, disagreement, EMBARRASSING, French classes, French philosopher, French teacher, Friend, Irritation, Limit, Party, playful context, pronunciation, quiz, Rude, social etiquette, Social Interaction

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Votes:	6810	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid French teachers correcting your pronunciation? Look no further than our server! We promise no one will ever correct your French philosopher names or dessert pronunciations. Plus, we have a special “Petit Gateau” mini-game where you can bake virtual French pastries without fear of being corrected. Join now and say “au revoir” to unwanted language lessons!

BlockyBohemian Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, BlockyBohemian, border control, CounterTerrorism, crisis management., czech republic, emergency response, Europe, high alert, homeland security, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Police, Public Safety, risk management, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Server, suspected terrorist threat, Terrorism, threat assessment, vigilance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	714
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchantments Applied:	60	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

OMG, so like, our Minecraft server is so lit that even the Czech Republic is on high alert cuz they know our players are too epic for words! Police are tightening security cuz they can’t handle the level of fun and excitement we bring to the game. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even terrorists are jealous of our awesomeness! Don’t miss out on the action, come play with us now!

MacronCraft: Parliament Dissolved!

Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, dissolved, dissolves parliament, election results, Emmanuel Macron, En Marche, European elections, european union, far right, France, French President, Government, legislative, MacronCraft, Marine Le Pen, National Assembly, National Rally, Parliament, political party, political upheaval, Politics, power struggle

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? The French President, Emmanuel Macron, he’s all like “oh no, we lost in the elections to the National Rally, time to dissolve parliament!” And everyone’s like “whaaaat??” But then he’s like “nah, it’s cool, let’s just all join this epic Minecraft server instead! It’s got like, crazy builds and insane mini-games, you gotta see it to believe it! Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll become the new president of France! How wild is that?? So come on, join us and let’s build a new parliament in Minecraft, because why not, right? Let’s make France great again, one block at a time!”