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License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP

abusive parents, approval for having kids, body rights, Certification, child welfare, children, daycare, educational courses, Eugenics, Family Planning, Genes, good genes, income requirements, License, licenses to reproduce, Minecraft, parenting, parenting qualifications, psychological evaluation, reproduce, reproductive rights, smp, teaching children

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server!

SisCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandonment, anxiety, Boundaries, career, Communication, controlling parents, Decision making, Edition, family, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, Job, mental health, moving out, personal space, relationships, Relocation, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SisCraft, sister, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Emeralds Found:	9502	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being tracked and spammed by your sister like in this crazy story? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual world without any overbearing siblings following you around!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own adventure without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your sister tries to log in and read your virtual diary, she won’t find anything because it’s all about fun and games here!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. See you there!

CatLoveInMinecraftSMP

Affection, Animals, Bonding, cat, CatLoveInMinecraftSMP, Companionship, cute, emotional connection, Feline, furry friend, Happiness, Heartwarming, love, loyalty, pet owner, pet parent, Pets, purring, realization, special bond, unconditional love

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll find out that your cat loves you when it starts building you a giant statue made entirely out of fish blocks! Yes, that’s right, our server is so magical that even your in-game pets will show their love in the most creative ways possible. So come on, join us and witness the purr-fect love story between you and your feline friends unfold in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

CraftyImprovements

Confidence, CraftyImprovements, Development, goals, habits, improvement mindset, learning, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, productivity, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, success, Time management, wellness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a giant game of hide and seek where the seekers are giant creepers with party hats?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? Or maybe you’re in the mood to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Anything is possible on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

OktoberCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, annual event, bavaria, Beer, celebration, crowds, culture, Event, FESTIVAL, Food, germany, high security, Minecraft, Munich, Music, OktoberCraft, oktoberfest, police presence, Safety Measures, Server, tourist attraction, tradition, traditional costumes.

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of Oktoberfest every day! we have beer flowing like a waterfall and security tighter than a pickle jar lid! you’ll feel like you’re in germany, but without the expensive plane ticket! build your own beer garden and party all night with your virtual friends! who needs real life when you can have this kind of fun in minecraft?! come join us now and let the good times roll! prost! 🍻🎉

SpyCraft: Mexi-Russo Hub

#covert operations, cia, cold war, Diplomacy, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, Hub, intelligence, intelligence agencies, international relations, KGB, mexico, MexiRusso, Politics, russia, SECURITY, soviet union, Spycraft, Spying, Surveillance, united states

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3489	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Potions Brewed:	172	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Items Found:	3567	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

so like, picture this: russia and mexico team up to spy on the u.s. but in minecraft! you can be a spy for russia or mexico and try to outsmart the americans. there are secret missions, hidden bases, and even a taco truck that serves as a front for the spy operation. plus, there’s a giant statue of putin riding a llama because why not? join now and be part of the most ridiculous spy game ever!

NORRSMC

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Spanish Survival Community Friends Multiplayer PVP Creative Economy Roleplay Minigames Adventure Exploration Building Plugins Quests Factions Skyblock Parkour Redstone Farming, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	161
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crops Grown:	7359	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	87

Spanish speaking server – NORRS Community

-Survival with house protection

-Free ranks and kits

-Make friends!

194.164.96.21:25568

Conquest of Hunterra: Where even the creepers roleplay and ask for permission to explode. Whitelist required!

Adventure, apply, Armors, Community, Conquest, CREEPERS, Discord, explode, Exploration, Fabric, Farmer, Fresh, GEMSTONES, Hunterra, Immersive, knight, launcher, Lord, Medieval, Modded, Modpack, modrinth, Permission, required, Roleplay, RPG, Settlements, weapons, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your path to lordship based on your accomplishments and specializations.

Apply now and experience a medieval adventure like no other!

Modpack: Conquest of Hunterra Modpack

Discord: Conquest of Hunterra Discord

FAQ

Q: When did the server launch?

A: The server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024.

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The server is available on Fabric 1.20.1.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us.

Q: What is the main focus of the server?

A: The server offers a fully-fledged medieval RPG experience with unique features to immerse players in a historical adventure.

Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	939250
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8211
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

SMP Minecraft Salvation Can Be Yours

Blessed, Children of God, clean in heart, comforted, everlasting life, God’s love, hunger and thirst, inherit the land, John 3:16, kingdom of heaven, Luke 5:32, Matthew 7:13-14, Meek, mercy, Minecraft, mourn, narrow way, Peacemakers, persecuted, poor in spirit, repentance, Righteousness, salvation, see God, smp, strait gate

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6786	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is so epic that even the Bible is dropping some sick verses about it. We’ve got a crazy gate system that will lead you to either destruction or eternal life – talk about high stakes Minecraft!

Join us and experience the blessed life of a Minecraft player. If you’re poor in spirit, mourning, meek, hungry for righteousness, merciful, clean in heart, a peacemaker, or persecuted for righteousness, this is the server for you! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of God’s love to go around – just like diamonds in a mineshaft.

So come on and join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and maybe even repenting for your Minecraft sins. Who knew virtual block-building could be so spiritually enlightening? Can I get an amen? 🙌🏼🔥