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Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	830	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchantments Applied:	174
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
New Chunks Explored:	392953	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Animals Bred:	90
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

CarthCraft

CarthCraft, Chest Shops, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, European, Geopolitical, History, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Special items, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	533
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Big Steve, decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And guess what? He won! Now, every Friday night, we have epic dance parties in the End dimension. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These chickens don’t mess around, let me tell you. They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion and look fabulous doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and let’s get this party started! My dawgs for real.