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PissyCraft

Campaign, congratulations, CONSERVATIVE, election, Government, Honor, honorable message, Humble, humble message, Message, morning smell, must vote, nothing you can do, pissy old men, PissyCraft, Political, powerful message, republicans, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Feed the Beast Unleashed

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4154
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	4034	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

beast.pwnz.org

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

JoshsSMP.aternos.me

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	3270	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

mc.dubcraft.net

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

51.255.85.43:25582

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

173.208.222.174

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	New Chunks Explored:	907275
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

nando_lol.aternos.me

XiferWars PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

198.154.105.246

potato army

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

hello player our server name is potato army we have:- auto ranks economy cool ranks no real money is needed no donations banks custom enchantments crates etc everything is free and with ingame money no need of real money! join our server and say #potato to get 2 crate keys and 10,000$ in-game money!

potatoarmy.aternos.me

Creativelife

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Creative Life BETA For almost 2 years, thousands of players have immortalized themselves on our server, now they have joined forces open your doors together again. At the beginning you are alone, far away from those in power. You have to fight for your honor. Find yours Away, in a gigantic world. Consolidate the empire and learn new skills. What will you achieve? We have: fascinating PVP world with freebuild Reallife opportunities, with balanced economic system and properties Many events (Spleef, Deathcube, Bootrace and much more). a powerful server a lot of passion in the details User Webinterface Hungergames and much more !

37.157.251.54

PCGsSMP

KitPvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

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