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PissyCraft

Campaign, congratulations, CONSERVATIVE, election, Government, Honor, honorable message, Humble, humble message, Message, morning smell, must vote, nothing you can do, pissy old men, PissyCraft, Political, powerful message, republicans, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

AnxiousNailBitersMC

anxiety, anxiety advice, anxiety awareness, anxiety coping strategies, anxiety disorders, anxiety help, anxiety issues, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety research, anxiety resources, anxiety support, anxiety symptoms, anxiety tips, anxiety treatment, anxiety triggers, AnxiousNailBitersMC, fingernail length, mental health, nail-biting, stress

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.

imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!

we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.

so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.

CraftyAllergyADA

ADA responses, allergy reactions, anti-drug antibodies, covalent penicillin-protein conjugates, CraftyAllergyADA, drug allergies, drug allergies research, drug allergy prevention, drug allergy responses, drug allergy testing, drug allergy treatment, drug development, drug hypersensitivity, drug immunology, drug reactions, Drug research, drug reverse engineering, drug sensitivities, hypersensitivity reactions, penicillin allergies, penicillin hypersensitivity

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	736453
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got researchers doin’ some crazy stuff with covalent penicillin-protein conjugates. they’re tryin’ to make anti-drug antibodies that make you super sensitive to stuff and give you crazy allergies. it’s like a science experiment gone wild!

join this server if you wanna be part of some next level drug ‘reverse engineering’ shenanigans. who knows, maybe you’ll become a superhero with insane allergies or something. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

RelaxBox

box server, Community, Cross-Play, Gaming, grindy, lots of things to do, Minecraft, Mini Games, PvP, RelaxBox, Server, time consuming, Updates

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Dragon Eggs Found:	3674	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Best BOX server, very grindy with a lot of things to do. Takes a lot of time to finish and new updates every bit.

play.relaxbox.net:25590

PixelPrankster Minecraft Server

actions in games, bricking save, consequences, Game, Game Mechanics, game saves, gameplay, Gaming, gaming bugs, gaming errors, gaming fails, gaming glitches, gaming mishaps, gaming mistakes, Minecraft, performing innocuous action, PixelPrankster, Save, saving progress, seemingly innocuous action, Server, unexpected consequences, video games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, even the most innocent actions can lead to chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of almost bricking your save file just by performing a seemingly innocuous action. Want to open a chest? Better watch out, you might just accidentally unleash a horde of angry zombies!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. Want to build a cozy little house? Well, good luck because our server has a mind of its own and might just decide to turn your house into a giant chicken coop instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

HomeOfficeHero Minecraft SMP

cleaning and organizing, cooking experiment, diy project, don’t really have errands to run, evening at home, FaceTiming with friends, have leftovers to heat up, HomeOfficeHero, learning a new skill., meditation, Minecraft, mom too busy to speak on phone, Netflix binge, no happy hour plans, no housemates are around to play/bullshit with, online shopping, painting or drawing, reading, smp, video games, virtual happy hour with friends, virtual workout class, worked from home today, yoga

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	239
Ores Mined:	7629	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	7729

Are you tired of boring weekdays with no one to play Minecraft with? Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only errands you’ll be running are to mine for diamonds and slay creepers! Our server is so wild, even your mom will be too busy to talk on the phone because she’ll be too busy trying to survive in our crazy world. So ditch the leftovers, grab your pickaxe, and join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Generosity, graduation present, lord of the rings, Minecraft, new zealand, NieceCraft, nieces, Overseas, relationships, Resentment, senior year, Server, Siblings, travel, vacation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Votes:	291
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted family dynamics and sibling rivalries in a virtual world filled with blocky wonders.

Embark on a quest to New Zealand to see the lord of the rings stuff, just like our youngest niece in this wild tale. But beware, the oldest niece might try to tag along and cause chaos in your journey! Will you stand your ground and keep the trip exclusive, or will you succumb to the pressure of family drama?

With two well-paying jobs and no kids to worry about, you’ll have all the time and resources to explore this unique Minecraft server. Who needs a vacation overseas when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come on, join us and prove that you’re not the asshole in this crazy family feud! Let’s make memories and build friendships in a world where anything is possible, even if it means leaving your niece behind for a solo trip to Middle-earth.

NoKidTaxCraft

adult siblings, bill splitting, children, Confrontation, equal split, Expenses, Fairness, family, family disagreements, family dynamics, family outing, family relationships, financial fairness, Kids, mother’s day, NoKidTaxCraft, parenting, Siblings, siblings with kids, split the bill

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	6838	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ores Mined:	8193
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of splitting the bill evenly with your siblings, even though their kids eat like a pack of hungry wolves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expenses of real life! No more arguing over who owes what, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a mansion without worrying about your sister’s kids sneaking in and claiming a room. You can mine for diamonds without your mom asking for a cut because she birthed you. And best of all, you can team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over money.

So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players. Say goodbye to awkward family dinners and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is crafting your next masterpiece. See you in the game!

RuleBreakerMC SMP

absurd requirements, bizarre regulations, childhood experiences, education system, educational guidelines, funny regulations, humorous regulations, nonsensical rules, ridiculous rule, RuleBreakerMC, school administration, school authority, school discipline, school memories, school restrictions, school rules, smp, strict policies, Student Life, student rebellion, unconventional norms, unconventional rules

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of boring old school rules like no running in the hallways or no chewing gum? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken costume while playing! That’s right, no more boring old school rules, just clucking around in style. Join us for epic chicken battles, crazy chicken dance parties, and maybe even a chicken fashion show. So what are you waiting for? Join our chicken-tastic SMP today and let the feathers fly!

PixelPainJoy

cathartic experience, Emotional healing, emotional pain, facing fears, finding peace, growth mindset., Healing Process, inner strength, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, pain tolerance, personal growth, physical pain, PixelPainJoy, pushing boundaries, resilience, satisfying pain, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformative journey

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Animals Bred:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will give you the most satisfying pain you’ve ever felt! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing surprises.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens attack you with their feathered fury. Or how about building a house, only to have it spontaneously combust because a mischievous player set it on fire?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who roams the land on a giant cactus mount, challenging players to epic duels with his prickly powers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most satisfying pain you’ve ever felt in Minecraft!

POVcraft: Where Men and Women Both Get It

adult content, cognitive processing, Communication, comprehension, cultural influences, gender differences, Gender Roles, Interpretation, Media influence, Men, Perception, perspective, porn, POV, POVcraft, sexual content, societal norms, Stereotypes, Understanding, visual stimulation, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Enchantments Applied:	57
Dimension Hops:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

hey u, ya u, r u bored of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got the most epic adventures waiting for u! imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts! then u gotta fight ur way through a forest of dancing llamas to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but watch out for the evil chickens trying to steal ur loot!

oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party? u can dance with creepers, drink with zombies, and even have a chat with endermen about the meaning of life!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it! plus, u might even learn a thing or two about POV from the porn category…just sayin’!