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LovelyTunes Minecraft Server

Bigotry, chinks, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, intolerance, love, lovely songs, LovelyTunes, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, remember, sang, Server, Taiwan people, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just build the same old houses and mine for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, giant chickens, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one block at a time. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds if you can beat them in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life!

BoyfriendCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boyfriend, BoyfriendCraft, Chairs, compromise, cookware, Couch, disagreement, financial help, Furniture, get rid of stuff, household items, Minecraft, MONEY, Moving in, moving in together, new apartment, savings, sentimental, sentimental items, Server, stress, TV, Upgrade

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over who gets to keep the old, mismatched cookware? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those real-life stresses behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual apartment with as much cookware as your heart desires – and guess what? It’s all free! No need to worry about who’s paying for what, because in this virtual world, everything is yours for the taking.

Plus, if your boyfriend starts complaining about the lack of matching sets, just tell him to go mine some diamonds and craft his own fancy cookware. Who needs real-life financial stress when you can just escape to our Minecraft server and live out your wildest furnishing dreams?

So come on, join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who knew that a virtual world could solve all your relationship problems?

MommaGrudgeCraft

aita, bad relationship, blame game, Bonding, born on wrong day, c-section, dna test, Exposing, extended family, family drama, family dynamics, family friends, grudge, middle child, mom, MommaGrudgeCraft, ppd, relationship issues, Siblings, verbal lashing

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Farms Harvested:	547	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6699	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of being blamed for ruining your mom’s plans just by being born on the wrong day? Do you feel like the odd one out in your family, with everyone treating you differently for no reason? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment!

Join us and escape the drama of your family life by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more being accused of ruining book release days or causing your parents’ marriage to end – on our server, you are the hero of your own story!

So come on over and let loose on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and just have a good time. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who understand what it’s like to be the middle child with a complicated relationship with their mom. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any guilt or blame. See you there!

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

awkward, blunder, comedy, CraftyLaughs, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Incident, Laughter, Memory, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, moment, Public, Ridiculous, Server, shame, Social, UNCOMFORTABLE, unforgettable

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Emeralds Found:	244
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping over your own feet in front of a crowd again – unless, of course, you build a clumsy character in-game! Our server is the ultimate safe space for all your embarrassing mishaps, from accidentally setting your house on fire to falling into a pit of lava because you forgot to bring a bucket of water. So come join us and leave your real-life embarrassments behind – unless you want to recreate them in the virtual world for a good laugh!

MineCraftSmilez

Brighten your day, daily happiness, daily routine, daily smiles, everyday moments, Feel-Good, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little things, MineCraftSmilez, moment, mood booster, Positive, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small interaction, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5325	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	767	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

UNCeasefireCraft Server

Agreement, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Details, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiate, Official, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, resolution, Server, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, UNCeasefireCraft, united nations

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the factions and clans coming together to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, even Hamas is down with this server, they’re like “yeah, we’ll negotiate over details as long as we can play on this server.” so come join the fun and be part of the peace talks and epic battles, bro. it’s gonna be lit!

KharkivCraft: Strike Zone Calm

Calm, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, embattled city, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., government response, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, regional stability, russia, strike, STRIKING, Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Towns Built:	3	Animals Bred:	53
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, the mayor of Kharkiv says that joining this server has like, totally helped to calm the city down. like, can you imagine that? playing Minecraft and bringing peace to a whole city? that’s some next level stuff right there.

so like, if you want to be a hero and bring peace to a virtual world while also helping a real city, then you gotta join this server, man. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever see. like, seriously, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of something truly amazing. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next savior of Kharkiv. it could happen, man. it could happen.

BotBlockCraft

ai bots, Artificial Intelligence, Autonomy, BotBlockCraft, conformity, critical thinking, Dangerous, Decision making, digital age, Following the crowd, groupthink, herd mentality, Individuality, machine learning, online behavior, peer pressure, predictive algorithms, Risk, Safety, social influence, Technology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

u know wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server that is so cray cray u wont even be able to handle it. dis server is like no other, cuz we got AI bots runnin around causin chaos and confusion. u wanna join dis server just to see wat dey gonna do next.

u think u know minecraft? think again, cuz dis server is like a whole nother level of craziness. we got secret dungeons hidden all over da place, filled with treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out, cuz dey guarded by giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta their butts.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of a community dat is like a family. we all look out for each other, even when we prank each other with invisible blocks and exploding sheep. u never know wat gonna happen next, but dat just makes it all da more fun.

so why u still sittin there readin dis? come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. (unless u get blown up by a creeper, den u might regret it a little bit)

VeggieCraft: Brain Boosters & Block Busters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, BLOCK, Boosters, Brain, brain function, brain health, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, dementia prevention, early intervention, group support, healthy habits, healthy living, holistic approach., lifestyle changes, mental health, mild exercise, nutrition, plant based diet, Stress Management, VeggieCraft, well-being

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4313	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	63	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only plants and do mild exercise to improve our brain function like never before! we have stress management classes where we scream into the void and group support sessions where we build each other up like virtual lego blocks.

one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!

so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, bullying, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Faggots, harmful language, hateful, hateful speech, Homophobia, hurtful behavior, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insults, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, online harassment, Server, Slur

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Votes:	682
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink