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Anyone need a home? Just kidding, this server is full of crazies. Enjoy! Whitelist Java

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	793496
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Farms Harvested:	668
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Casual world with focus on aesthetics and exploration
Major Mods	Create, Ars Nouveau, Alex’s, terrain generation
Additional Features	Extra dimensions, optimized gameplay

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	A casual world focused on aesthetics and exploration
What are the major mods on the server?	Create, Ars Nouveau, Alex’s, terrain generation
Are there any additional features?	Extra dimensions and optimized gameplay
Can I import a CurseForge profile or full mod .zip?	Yes, you can import a CurseForge profile or a full mod .zip if needed
Do you allow cracked accounts?	No, cracked accounts are not allowed on the server

BoomerRage Minecraft Server

age demographics, anglo boomers, baby boomers, BoomerRage, Community, cultural clashes, culture, cycling, cycling enthusiasts, environmental impact, fitness trends, generational divide, health benefits, leisure activity, lifestyle choices, Minecraft, physical activity, Server, social trends, societal changes, societal norms, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crops Grown:	8422	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of anglo boomers constantly getting triggered by cycling culture? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their madness! Join us and pedal your way through a world where cycling is not just a mode of transportation, but a way of life.

Our server is filled with epic bike races, where you can challenge other players to see who is the ultimate cycling champion. But beware, there are anglo boomers lurking around every corner, ready to sabotage your ride with their anti-cycling propaganda.

Join us now and show those anglo boomers that cycling culture is here to stay, whether they like it or not! Plus, rumor has it that if you win enough races, you’ll unlock a secret bike made entirely out of diamond blocks. So hop on your virtual bike and let’s pedal our way to victory!

DukiCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

argentina, artist, banter, blocky, Brigade, Buenos Aires, Düki, DukiCraft, flow, Hip Hop, International, latin, Lyrics, mfers, Music, Rap, Ready, smp, SOL, Spanish, talent, trap, up and coming, Urban, young

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Void Gems Collected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our resident player, DUKI. Legend has it that DUKI once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And you know what? He won.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pranks and shenanigans you’ll ever witness. One time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks in the middle of spawn, just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone replaced all the water in the ocean with lava.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and see if you can keep up with the madness!

SisStruggles Minecraft Server

BACK TO SCHOOL SUPPLIES, dropping out of school, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, financial stress, financial struggles, irresponsible behavior, Jealousy, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental approval, rocky relationship, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisStruggles, teenage pregnancy, theft, toxic relationships, troubled past, troubled relationship

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring, drama-free Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, theft, and family drama that will make your own family seem normal in comparison.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual sister stealing your diamonds, just like Lily stole from OP in real life! Or teaming up with your fellow players to take down a cheating husband like Mike. And don’t worry, we have plenty of backstabbing and manipulation to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

NoHalfSibsAllowedMC

blended family, Boundaries, family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family responsibility, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, half siblings, NoHalfSibsAllowedMC, parenting, relationships, sibling dynamics, Siblings, siblings’ relationships, stepfamily

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, step-sibling drama, and parental interference like never before!

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual house for your siblings, but their dad keeps trying to force his other kids to come over and play too. Will you stand your ground and say no to the unwanted visitors, or will you give in for the sake of “family bonding”?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with angry parents, tearful children, and accusations of being a “petty asshole”. Will you be able to navigate the complex family dynamics and come out on top?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate family showdown in the world of Minecraft! Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

CrushUnlikerMC SMP

coping with rejection, Crush, CrushUnlikerMC, emotional detachment, Emotional healing, getting over a crush, healing from rejection, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self love, self-care, smp, unattaching from a crush, unlike, unliking a crush, unliking someone, unrequited love

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	209
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of pining over that one player on the server who never notices you? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Unliking Potion” that will make you forget all about that crush in no time! Join us and say goodbye to heartache and hello to building epic structures with your new crush-free mindset!

CraftyGeniusMC

Aptitude, cognitive abilities, cognitive bias, CraftyGeniusMC, critical thinking, Evidence, INTELLECT, intelligence, Logic, Perception, reasoning, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart, validation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	206	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player in the room? Well, look no further because our server is where the real geniuses hang out!

Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re the smartest Minecraft player out there. We have mind-bending puzzles, tricky riddles, and even a secret underground laboratory where only the most intelligent players can unlock its mysteries.

Rumor has it that the server was created by a mad scientist who wanted to test the limits of human intelligence in the virtual world. Legend has it that only those who can solve the server’s most challenging puzzles will gain access to the scientist’s hidden treasure trove of diamonds and rare items.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and uncover the secrets of our server, then come on in and show us what you’re made of. But be warned, only the truly brilliant will survive in this world of wits and wisdom!

AncientCalendar Minecraft Server

000 years old, 12, Ancient, ancient technology, AncientCalendar, archaeology, astronomical, Astronomy, Calendar, Civilization, discovery, findings, History, Humanity, Minecraft, Monument, Neolithic, oldest, prehistoric, research, scientists, Server, stone age, timekeeping

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like finding a 12,000 year old monument in Minecraft! It’s like, da oldest calendar in da whole universe, dude! Join dis server and u might just uncover ancient secrets and become da master of time and space! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds! It’s like a magical unicorn dream come true, bro! So come on, join us and let’s make history together in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Land Grab

border disputes, Conflict, control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical tensions, Grab, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Land, Military, occupation, political news, putin, Russian official, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukraines, world affairs

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Farms Harvested:	920	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

lol ukraine be like “we takin over Kursk Oblast, Putin u betta watch out” like damn they really out here flexin on russia. but like fr tho, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s as wild as ukraine’s power move, then come join us! we got 28 settlements of pure chaos and fun, just like ukraine takin over Kursk Oblast. u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like ukraine keepin russia on their toes. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz we’re takin over the minecraft world, one settlement at a time.

FoilCraft: Save It or Waste It

#sustainability, aluminum, budget-friendly, conservation, Cooking, eco-friendly, Environment, foil, FoilCraft, Household, kitchen, leftovers, preservation, recycling, Reduce, repurpose, Resources, reuse, Save, tin foil, Waste

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11

so, like, u know when u try to save the tin foil from ur burrito so u can use it later but then u never actually use it and it just sits there taking up space in ur drawer? well, that’s basically what this server is like. except instead of tin foil, it’s like, a bunch of cool stuff u can use to build epic stuff in minecraft.

u should totally join this server cuz we have, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and, like, the creepers are super friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. also, the villagers are all secretly wizards who can teach u how to fly on a magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention that the sky is made of cotton candy and u can eat it whenever u want? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come join us on this totally not weird and definitely not made up minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.