pissed consumer – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Fork That Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some sick beats.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, grab your trusty chicken steed and prepare to battle it out with your friends in epic jousting matches. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers (because who doesn’t need more feathers, am I right?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a top-secret quest where you can hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon and challenge it to a game of chess. Rumor has it that the dragon is a grandmaster at chess and has never been defeated. Will you be the one to finally take down the mighty beast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. I would fork that, heheheh.

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Me Not Him Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, bitterness, comparison, Disappointment, envy, Frustration, HEARTBREAK, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, regret, Resentment, Sadness, self reflection, self worth, self-blame, self-doubt, self-pity, Server, unfairness, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of being second best in everything you do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally be the star of the show! Join us and show off your skills in building, PvP, and more. We promise you’ll never have to say “That should’ve been me and not him!!!” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to give out diamonds to lucky players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

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Leetle Boy 2000 Minecraft SMP

“Youth, 2000, Boy, Childhood, Coming of Age, confusion, growth, Identity, identity crisis, introspection, Leetle, Leetle Boy 2000, long tail tags, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Questioning, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, tags, why

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it.

So why are you Leetle Boy 2000? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding beds). Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Stable Work, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPAV.MCMCMC.NET

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Alien Invader’s Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Alien, alien invader, Anime, baka kid, ben 10, ben tennyson, cartoon, Extraterrestrial, friendship, friendship goals, Hero, Invaders, lum, Lum-chan, Minecraft, Powers, Protagonist, Sci Fi, Server, Superpowers, transformation, Waist

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: an alien invader lands on Earth and decides to stick herself to the waist of a baka kid. And just like that, she gains superpowers and becomes Ben 10’s new best friend, Lum-chan! Join our server for a chance to team up with Lum-chan and battle aliens, explore new dimensions, and maybe even save the world. Who needs ordinary when you can have extraordinary? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Flg – F-List General Minecraft SMP #7015

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, Mischief, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aids, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take the art of roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community so crazy you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mini-me versions of ourselves, causing chaos and mischief at every turn. Imagine the hilarity of your character teaming up with their pint-sized doppelganger to take on the creepers and zombies of the world. It’s a roleplaying experience like no other, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your freak flag fly. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of roleplaying madness!

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New Server IP
Umbra Network

#exciting, 1.21, Adventure, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Professions, PvE, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Umbra Network, Updates, Vanilla

Welcome to Umbra Network!

A new server that has a Survival 1.21 mode in which you can find professions, skills, a variety of concoctions available to make, enchantments and more!!!

We hope to see you soon!

play.umbra-network.com

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SpeakCraft Minecraft Server

American Flag, arabic, australian flag, austrian flag, British flag, Canadian flag, Chinese, finnish flag, french flag, German flag, Hindi, japanese flag, Korean, Minecraft, russian flag, Serbo-Croatian, Server, somali, Spanish, SpeakCraft, Swedish, Swedish flag, Turkic, turkish, Urdu

Join our crazy Minecraft server where flags come to life and start speaking in different languages! Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with a Spanish-speaking American flag or a Turkish-speaking German flag. It’s like a United Nations meeting gone wild in the world of Minecraft. Come join us and see if you can decipher the language of the flags while building and surviving in our wacky world. Who knows, you might even pick up a new language or two along the way!

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Rich Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of being a peasant in the land of Minecraft? Do you dream of swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a llama with a golden saddle? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and become the definition of rich! We have so much wealth that our pigs wear top hats and monocles. Our players are so loaded that they use emerald blocks as pillows and eat golden apples for breakfast.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasures and enchanted loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but emeralds are a rich player’s BFF.

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New Server IP
Coremine

LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

CoreSteal SMP is more than just a Minecraft server. It’s an immersive experience that blends strategy, survival, and creativity. From lifesteal mechanics to custom ranks and gear, every detail is built to give players a fresh twist on classic Minecraft gameplay. Here, every encounter, alliance, and battle counts – challenging you to grow, adapt, and explore in ways you’ve never experienced!

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