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Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	124
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6242
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

BoringFactsMC

About.., Average, Basic, Boring, BoringFactsMC, common, dull, everyday, fact, mundane, ordinary, Personal, Plain, Simple, TEDIOUS.., trivial, Uneventful, unexciting, uninteresting, unremarkable, yourself

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	510998	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Enchantments Applied:	250	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being just another boring player on a basic Minecraft server? Well, say goodbye to mediocrity and hello to our insane Minecraft server! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens with a diamond pickaxe!

On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.

So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).

NukeCraft: Putin’s Ultimatum

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Go to the End, international relations, Military, Nuclear Doctrine, nukecraft, Politics, power, putin, Putins, revise, russia, SECURITY, threatens, Ukraine, Ultimatum, Vows, War, world news

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	741351	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Potions Brewed:	119
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our supreme leader and he is threatening to revise the nuclear doctrine if you don’t join! we have epic battles in ukraine where we vow to ‘go to the end’ and conquer all who stand in our way! build your own nuclear bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown with putin himself! join now or face the wrath of the nuclear doctrine revisionists!

Sandcastle Skyscrapers

Architecture, building materials, cityscape, Concrete, construction, construction industry, Engineering, environmental impact, Glass, high rise buildings, innovative design, materials science, Modern Architecture, sand, Sandcastle, sandcastles, Skyscrapers, structural integrity, Sustainable Design, urban design, urban development

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

yo, have you ever thought about skyscrapers being like giant sandcastles? well, on our server, we take that idea to a whole new level! imagine building the craziest sandcastle skyscraper you can think of, reaching for the clouds and beyond. join us and let your imagination run wild as you create the most epic sandcastle city ever seen in Minecraft!

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of mole people who live beneath the surface of the server. they are always up to some mischief and you never know what they might be plotting next. join us and uncover the mysteries of the mole people, or even join their ranks and become a master digger yourself!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every full moon where the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. it’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that sandcastles could be so much fun?

FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures

Adventures, Analysis, Bacteria, correlation, death, Disease, findings, FloraCraft, Gut, gut health, health, Illness, INDIVIDUALS, infection, intestinal flora, Medical, microbiology, Microbiome, microbiota, mortality, research, Science, study, wrenching

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	268
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!

SpudCraft: Where potatoes are the real MVP! Join us for some baked fun on the farm!

age requirement, baked, Bluemap, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Farm, Fun, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Join, lightweight server, Minecraft, mvp, Paper 1.21, Potatoes, real, Reset, Server, smp, Spawn, SpudCraft, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
A kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

SpudCraft plans to reset once Paper 1.21 is released. We run a lightweight server to update faster! We recommend joining now, getting whitelisted, and introducing yourself to others. That way, when 1.21 comes out, you’ll have a server to play on and enjoy!

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

TinyButMighty Minecraft Server

anatomy, body image, comparison, Confidence, Insecurity, judgement, male genitalia, Masculinity, micro peen, Minecraft, moms, relationships, self esteem, Server, sexual health, size doesn’t matter, size shaming, societal pressure, Sons, Stereotypes, stigma, TinyButMighty, worrying

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Votes:	5324	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter…unless we’re talking about the size of your diamond castle, then it definitely matters! While moms are worrying about their sons having a micro peen, we’re here building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!

MineGig – Minecraft Server

Absolution, alhaitham, Bennett, character builds, clorinde, Daily check-in rewards, Everyday Correspondence, friendlist, genshin impact, Heartfelt Doodlings, Light of Foliar Incision, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, Record of Reflective Writing, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough that you’ve been searching for!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the blocky universe of Minecraft.

We have more surprises than a chest full of enchanted gear, with events that will make you say “Enderman who?” Our current character banner features Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – the dream team that will take your gameplay to the next level.

And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, featuring Absolution and Light of Foliar Incision – the weapons of choice for slaying dragons and conquering dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than finding a hidden stronghold, and redeemable codes that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a Creeper, then you might want to steer clear.

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, BlockBuddies, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Confrontation, FLIRTING, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, partner dynamics, personal space, professional behavior, relationship, Respect, Server, social cues, social dynamics, social events, social interactions, team dynamics, work environment, work relationships

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server! Join now and escape the real world craziness with some virtual fun.

Our server is like a small team of around 6 people, but with way more exciting adventures. One of our members is always complaining about their in-game girlfriend, so you know there’s never a dull moment.

We recently had a team member leave, so we’re throwing a virtual party with drinks (of the pixelated variety, of course). Bring your in-game partner and join the fun – just watch out for any jealous NPCs trying to steal your virtual love interest!

And if anyone gets too clingy in the game, don’t worry – our moderators are always ready to step in and keep the peace. So come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle. See you in the game!

NoBraNoProblemsMC

backyard gatherings, body positivity, braless, church attire, clothing preferences, coffee meetups, comfortable clothing, fitting shirts, gardening chores, mom’s friends, nipple shape, no bra compromise, NoBraNoProblemsMC, not wearing a bra, painting house, public places, Self-expression, small breasts, special occasions, walk/hike outfit

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1514
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let it all hang loose? Look no further! Join our server for a bra-free gaming experience like no other.

We don’t believe in restricting your freedom, just like we don’t believe in bras. Embrace your natural self and join us for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with friendly players who support your choice to go braless. We even have special events where we celebrate the freedom of not wearing a bra – because who needs one in a virtual world anyway?

So come join us and let your pixels bounce freely as you explore, build, and conquer in the most liberating Minecraft server out there. Who needs a bra when you’ve got blocks to break and mobs to defeat? Let’s game on, braless warriors!

NukeCraft Server: US vs China

arms control, arms race, bilateral talks, China, Diplomacy, global security, informal talks, international relations, non-proliferation, nuclear agreements, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear policy, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strategy, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Server, strategic stability, U.S

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Emeralds Found:	9406	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, U.S. and China are having a nuclear talk but we be like, who cares about that when u can join our server and blow stuff up in a virtual world instead! like, imagine if the U.S. and China settled their differences by playing minecraft together, that would be so epic, right?! so come join us and be part of the most explosive server ever! BOOM!