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””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

ethical choice, ethical conflict, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, guilty pleasure, inner conflict, inner struggle, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral conflict, moral dilemma, moral reasoning, RegretfulRebel, risky behavior, smp, temptation, wrong decision

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

BlockyBeautyLand

appreciation, Architecture, around you, art, beauty, BlockyBeautyLand, colors, culture, Diversity, emotions, Gratitude, inspiration, landscape, mindfulness, Nature, people, perspective, scenery, Serenity, Wonder, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	7104
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

aggression, Claims, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, KimCraft, military alliance, military assistance, North Korea, North Korean involvement, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian support, Support, Troops, War, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	1105	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

Ascended Not Noticed

Afterlife, Apocalypse, Ascended, Ascension, biblical prophecy, christian theology, disbelief, divine intervention, end times, Eschatology, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Humanity, judgement day, NOTICED, rapture, religious beliefs, salvation, second coming, spiritual awakening, supernatural events

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Buildings Constructed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	92	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

Fire Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

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Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Failure, family dynamics, generational patterns, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, parents, personal responsibility, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, societal pressure

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Towns Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

African death, Atrocity, bloody warfare, Conflict, Congo, congo war, Forgotten, Genocide, History, Hole, HUMAN RIGHTS, indifference, international community, long tail tag, Memory, memory hole, Minecraft, neglect, Remembrance, slav death, smp, Suffering, Tragedy, violence, War, War Crimes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

ambiguous, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, confusion, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, generational gap, GoofyCraft, husband and wife, key, Marriage, mind reading, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, parenting, Parenting styles, rough patch, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, Tension

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	4481
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

CraftyChicksServer

Awareness, Behavior, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, experiences, Girlfriend, habits, Insights, learning, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, observations, Partnership, perceptions, personal growth, relationships, Surprises, Understanding, Wife, Women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	8391
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Void Gems Collected:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?