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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8438 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4786 |
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.
