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DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4993
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	546	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Votes:	2499
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, ANNOYED, anxious, bothered, BotheredCraft, discomfited, disconcerted, disquieted, disturbed, Frustrated, irritated, Minecraft, overwhelmed, perturbed, Server, stressed, Troubled, uneasy, Upset, Vexed, Worried

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7790
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	9582
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

blocky, cancels meeting, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic tensions, foreign relations, government meetings, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Netanyahu controversy, Netanyahus, news headlines, political disputes, political drama, protest, scolds Netanyahu, Server, us politics, US-Israel relations, Video, White House, White House response

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	9914	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	5608	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Towns Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

annoying habits, bodily functions, BurbCraft, burping, disgusting behavior, effortful burping, Etiquette, etiquette rules, gross, gross behavior, gross habits, impolite behavior, Manners, manners in public, Obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, open mouthed burping, personal space, public behavior, satisfaction, satisfying burps, social acceptability, social norms

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	143
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

GlowingSeaCreatures27

Banda Sea, Biodiversity, Bioluminescence, discovery, Fluorescence, fluorescence in nature, GlowingSeaCreatures27, marine biologists, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine creatures, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, Red Sea, research, scientific discovery, underwater life, unknown instances, zoologists, zoology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8355	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Farms Harvested:	113	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs glow like a freakin’ disco party! we got glow-in-the-dark squids, neon turtles, and even sparkling dolphins! it’s like a rave under the sea, man.

our team of crazy scientists found these glowy creatures in the mysterious Banda Sea and the rad Red Sea. they were just chillin’ there, lookin’ all fabulous and stuff. now you can come hang out with them and be part of the coolest underwater party ever!

so what are you waiting for? dive into our server and get ready to be amazed by the glowy wonders of the deep blue sea. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure!