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PeacefulPunchCraft: Where Pacifists Punch Trees and Make Friends!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of being a peaceful pacifist in a world full of blocky chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against hordes of pixelated monsters and rival players.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the creepers here are extra explosive, the zombies are extra hungry, and the skeletons have impeccable aim. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this treacherous world.

Join us if you dare, and prove to the world that even a pacifist like you can become a pixelated powerhouse in this epic Minecraft adventure!

CraftyMemes: Where 4chan trolls unite & build epic blocks. Email verification optional!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	4757
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Daddy’s Minecraft Daycare: Where we make sure you’re growing… your diamond collection!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mines Excavated:	1404
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	2460	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come on over to our server where we have a dedicated team of daddies making sure you’re growing properly! That’s right, we’ll nurture you like a delicate little sapling and watch you flourish into a beautiful Minecraft player.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!

Crafty Taco Town: Where All Latinos Are Born Equally (in Minecraft)

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5501
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all Latinos are born with special abilities that make them unique! From super speed to flying powers, you never know what kind of crazy skills you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.

Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Nijisanji Stock Market Madness: Crafty Chaos Edition

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic rise and fall of virtual empires, just like the stock market crash of Nijisanji!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From the treacherous buyback cycles to the epic battles for stock performance bonuses, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Will Nijisanji survive the fallout? Will the top cream bail out before it’s too late? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And don’t miss out on our exclusive stock numberfag bonus! Watch as new investors try to predict the next big bounce, only to be thwarted by shorters trying to screw each other out of money. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos and drama of Nijisanji like never before. It’s a slow and quiet corpo death you won’t want to miss!

YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	616
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Earthbound knock offs? Want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where YIIK has more of a legacy than all those other copycats combined!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

ZombiePocalypse: Andy & Leyley’s Coffin Adventure #167

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our server is so amazing, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where anything is possible.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mystical artifact said to grant its owner unlimited power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Towns Built:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!

NarutoCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja, waiting for Sasuke and Kishimoto to return!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Emeralds Found:	9523	Mines Excavated:	1104

Are you tired of waiting for your favorite anime creators to come back with new content? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads directly to the anime dimension where you can hang out with all your favorite characters while you wait for the next season to drop! Join us now and become besties with Naruto and Sasuke while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs new episodes when you have a whole new world to explore with your anime pals? Join us today and say goodbye to boring wait times!