Piratechads Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

/xivg/ Choice Awards, Alt ERP, Balmung, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, Excalibur, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Sophia, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Crops Grown:	4612
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

GreekCoastGoneWild

asylum seekers, criminal act, deaths, european union, Greek coastguard, GreekCoastGoneWild, human rights abuse, human trafficking, Illegal immigration, inhumane treatment, international waters, investigation, mediterranean sea, migrant boat, migrants, overboard, Refugee Crisis, rescue operation, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Witnesses

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

eaten, FailCraft, learn

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixel Purity Minecraft Server

addiction recovery, addiction support, breaking addiction, emotional well being, harmful habits, healthy choices, life without porn, lifestyle changes, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming temptation, personal growth, PIXEL, pornography addiction, Positive Change, purity, quit porn, quitting bad habits, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Items Found:	7614	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and not getting anything productive done? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about porn anymore. Plus, our virtual world is way more satisfying than any adult content you could ever find. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs porn when you have Minecraft?

GirlTroubles Minecraft Server

communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating problems, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, GirlTroubles, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, relationship issues, seeking help, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, social anxiety, Therapy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	889	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	2763	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and relationship problems in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the woes of dating with our virtual world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

We have a special “Love Island” area where players can compete for the affections of virtual NPCs, complete with cheesy pickup lines and heart emojis. Who needs a real relationship when you can win the heart of a pixelated character?

But be warned, one player got so caught up in the virtual romance that they started leaving love notes for their in-game crush in real life. Let’s just say things got awkward when they realized they were actually writing to a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only relationship drama involves virtual characters and pixelated hearts, join us today! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

BdayBluesGoneAuntieSaysWhine

22 years old, attitude, aunt, BdayBluesGoneAuntieSaysWhine, Birthday, camping trip, celebration, contradictory, cousin, disagreement, family, Gaslighting, hanging out, opinion, parents, phone call, sarcastic, scummy, two-faced, weekend, Whining

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like Taylor here? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where aunts can be two-faced and birthdays can be ruined by camping trips. On our server, you can build your dream birthday party without any interruptions from relatives. Plus, we have a special “Whine-Free Zone” where you can vent about your problems without being called whiny. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – join our server today!

CreepyCraft: Sound Edition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of hearing creepy sounds in the dark while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the only creepy sounds you’ll hear are the giggles of friendly zombies and the purrs of cute creepers! Join us for a spooktacular adventure where the only thing scary is how much fun you’ll be having! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those scary sounds and hello to a world of laughter and fun!

PixelPanicMC

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	2002
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Love Letters Sent:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, dude.

plus, we got this secret underground base where you can fight off zombie hordes and save the world from total destruction. and if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the boss dragon that guards the treasure hoard at the center of the map. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

oh, and did i mention we have a disco party every friday night? yeah, that’s right. we got all the latest hits playing, and you can dance the night away with your friends. it’s like a virtual rave, man.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.