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Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6401	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	518

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	198	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1087
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3528	Enchantments Applied:	259
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	6526
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.