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Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	5242	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	74
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

clarification, Debunked, debunked rumor, Dev_is, hololive, Hololive debunked, Hololive Dev_Is, Identity, internet personality, Japanese talent agency, Minecraft, not Hololive, online entertainment, online persona, rumor, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

kot, Kot thread, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	2370	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Items Found:	1294	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

addiction, adult content, central, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, Flop, Gachashit, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, indie games, internet forums, Minecraft, online gaming, porn threads, porn-addicted, Server, sex appeal, societal trends, trillion dollars, V, video games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

BITCH TITS, catchy, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, phrase, popular saying, Slang, smp, social media, trending, viral, WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL, WEEEEEELLLLLLLLWELL

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8282	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Towns Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

activism, chicks, chicks with dicks, Dicks, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ movement, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Server, social justice, transgender rights

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

10play, AEDT, Australia, Australia vs Saudi Arabia, battle, Competition, DesertDwellers, DownUnder, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, Game, goals, International, Kickoff, Live Stream, Match Thread, Minecraft, Players, Saudi Arabia, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Victory

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6172	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	783
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!