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ShadowFleetMC Server

Blacklist, embargo, ENERGY, EU, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Maritime, names, oil tankers, russia, Russian, sanctions, sanctions evasion, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, shadow fleet, ShadowFleetMC, Shipping industry, Trade, Vessels

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Items Found:	6895	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	1390	Dimension Hops:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 27 russian shadow fleet oil tankers sailing around causing chaos and mayhem! you can hop on board and join the crew, or battle against them to protect the environment! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

EUkraineCraft

accession negotiations, Approval, diplomatic talks, eastern europe, enlargement policy, EU-Ukraine relations, EUkraineCraft, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, formal, international relations, membership process., negotiation process, Opening, political decision making, Ukraine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, like, u know how ukraine is like, super cool and stuff? well, this minecraft server is like, the ukraine of all servers. the european union totally approves of it, so u know it’s gotta be legit.

join this server and u’ll be like, part of the eu or something. u can build ur own little ukraine in the virtual world, complete with babushkas and borscht.

plus, ukraine has like, the best potatoes ever, so u know there’s gonna be tons of spuds on this server.

come join us and be a part of this epic journey to minecraft ukraine. because why not, right?

DumpsterFireCraft

Blaze, contained, Containment, Controlled, Damage, Destruction, Disaster, dumpster fire, DumpsterFireCraft, emergency, extinguish, Firefighters, Fires, flames, hazard, Loss, Prevention, Risk, Safety, Trash, Value

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	77	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

yo, dis server be like a dumpster fire, but in a good way! we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush up in here. join us if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your minecraft life.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that moo in perfect harmony. our villagers are known for throwing the best parties in all of minecraft land. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. need a stack of diamonds? poof, it’s yours. wanna ride a dragon? consider it done. they make dreams come true faster than you can say “ender dragon.”

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves. but hey, what’s life without a little risk, amirite?

TombCrafters: Vintage Vino Discovery!

ancient artifacts, Ancient beverages, ancient civilizations, Ancient discovery, Archaeological research, archaeology, cultural heritage, discovery, Excavation, historical find, historical preservation, Oldest wine, preservation, Spanish history, Spanish tomb, Tomb excavation, Tomb exploration, TombCrafters, Vino, vintage, wine, Wine history, Wine production, wine tasting.

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Zombie Dances:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crops Grown:	3129

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got da OLDEST WINE EVERRR!!! like, 2,000 years old, dat’s older dan yo grandma’s grandma, bro. imagine sippin on dat ancient grape juice while buildin ur epic castle or fightin off creepers. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda luxury on any other server, trust meh. come join da fun and get turnt with sum ancient wine, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude. #winefordays #minecraftgoals #ancientturnup 🍷🏰🔥

HorizonMines – Season 3 – High quality Skymining!

bedrock edition, Box, content creators, crossplay, eastereggs, ELYTRA, Feedback, Fishing, Fun, Giveaways, Immersive, java edition, Map, Other, Possibilities, PvE, PvP, Pvparena, Revolutionize, Skymining, Skyminingpvp, Staff, Suggestions, Treasure Hunts, Tridents

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

HorizonMines is an small upcoming SKYMINING server that is looking to revolutionize the space with an actual skymining experience, elytra’s, a wonderfully build map and tons of eastereggs create an immersive and endless world of possiblities and to have fun. The goal of HorizonMines is to simply become the best skymining server out there, the best map, the best gameplay and the best experience. We are actively looking for staff, content creators and people whom can give feedback and suggestions so we can accomplish the goal of becoming the absolute best out there.

GiveawaysWe often host ingame and discord nitro giveaways in our discord for players, you can join our discord now with this link: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNu

BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTWe are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition.You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!

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Discord: https://discord.gg/spsTez8MNuIP: HorizonMines.netBedrock IP: horizonmines.bedrock.minehut.ggWebsite: https://HorizonMines.netStore: https://store.horizonmines.net

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mc.horizonmines.net

Vanilla Java 1.21 SMP Server: The Sequel – Now with Extra Seasoning and Discord!

application, Cheating, Community, decent, Discord, Drama, EXTRA, fair, family, gameplay, Griefing, hermitcraft, java, Mature, Players, policy, pvp-ing, Reset, Season, Seasoning, Sequel, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Server Name	Seqcraft SMP
Gameplay	Vanilla Minecraft
Community Focus	Building a hermitcraft-minded community
World Reset	Approximately every major Java edition release
Server Rules	No stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism
Age Range	13+ to 40+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often does the world reset on Seqcraft SMP?

The world resets approximately every major Java edition release, which initiates a 7-day countdown to a new season.

2. What are the server rules regarding gameplay?

The server enforces a policy of “be fair and be decent” which includes no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate and *-ism, or excessive drama. Playing together and building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.

3. Is there an age restriction to join Seqcraft SMP?

The server welcomes players aged 13+ to 40+, with a focus on having a mature community where adult behavior is expected. Younger members under 18 are allowed with vouching from existing members or by submitting a whitelist application.

4. How can I join Seqcraft SMP?

Instructions for whitelisting can be found in the server’s Discord channel #server-info: https://discord.gg/Nhwsaw96Rx

Crafty Slavs Minecraft Server

Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, russian women, Server, slavs, Won

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Zombie Dances:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Russian women have taken over and are dominating the game like never before! Join us for a chance to witness these fierce ladies build the most epic structures with their bare hands and take on creepers with their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where the Russian women have hidden all the rarest diamonds and emeralds in the game. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your share of the treasure?

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the infamous Russian bear riding a minecart through the server, causing chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness this wild spectacle!

So come join us on our server where Russian women won’t just steal your diamonds, they’ll steal your heart too. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else!

RebornCraft: Minecraft Server

determination, Endurance, Hope, IM LEARNIN TO TALK AGAIN, IM LEARNIN TO WALK AGAIN, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, patience, perseverance, persistence, physical therapy, progress, reborncraft, Recovery, Rehabilitation, resilience, self improvement, Server, strength, WAITED LONG ENOUGH, WHERE DO I BEGIN

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Crops Grown:	8597
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Star Shards Collected:	192
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’re ready to learn how to walk and talk again! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so magical that it will teach you how to do basic human functions all over again.

Join us and witness the miracle of learning to walk and talk again in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life therapy when you can just play on our server and become a functional human being once more? Don’t wait any longer, come join us and start your journey to rediscovering your basic motor skills. It’s a whole new level of gameplay, literally!

WeightCheckMC Server

apology refusal, child’s health, child’s weight, childhood obesity, Communication Issues, daughter’s weight, family conflict, family disagreement, family dynamics, family outing, horse riding, horseback riding, mother-in-law, overweight child, parenting, pony ride, ranch visit, Safety concerns, Server, weight limit, weight management, WeightCheckMC

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my mother-in-law weighing my kids before they ride ponies? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

SisJealousCraft

Achievements, apprenticeship, arguments, art classes, college, community college, Competition, disability, Distress, Expectations, family loyalty, high school, opportunities, Parental Pressure, Resentment, retail job, Sacrifices, Selfishness, service industry, SisJealousCraft, sister

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8137	New Chunks Explored:	830359
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Emeralds Found:	9940	Animals Bred:	122

Looking for a Minecraft server that values individual achievement and doesn’t hold you back like OP’s parents did? Look no further! Join our server and experience the freedom to pursue your dreams without being guilt-tripped by your disabled sister or overbearing parents.

On our server, you won’t be pulled out of art classes or denied opportunities just because someone else can’t have them. Achieve greatness without the drama of family members crying and accusing you of being selfish for wanting to better yourself.

Don’t let anyone hold you back from reaching your full potential, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs family loyalty when you can have diamonds and epic builds instead? Join now and build your future without the guilt trips!