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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8500 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new online friends. And don’t worry about being judged for lacking a personality – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in an hour.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggles of dealing with toxic friendships and emotional turmoil? Plus, our in-game currency is so plentiful, you’ll never have to worry about paying for anything ever again.
Don’t be an incel – join our server today and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who appreciates you for who you truly are (even if that means you’re a little obsessed with building the perfect castle).
