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The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	7709
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Votes:	871	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	244	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Farms Harvested:	883
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7154	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	7508
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Star Shards Collected:	99
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!