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Steal Our Women? Take Yours! Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of getting your women stolen on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, if anyone tries to steal your Minecraft girlfriend, we’ll just steal theirs! It’s a wild west out there, so join us if you’re ready to defend your pixelated love at all costs. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all players who prove their loyalty by building the tallest tower made entirely out of dirt. So come join us, unless you’re too chicken to protect your virtual relationships!

“Why does this image make you niggers so mad?” Minecraft SMP

anger, Bigotry, controversy, discrimination, hate crime, Hate Speech, image, intolerance, mad, Minecraft, niggers, offensive, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial insensitivity, racial slur, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism, smp, Social Issues

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	6243
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of potatoes, and engaging in epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a cow who is convinced he’s a secret agent.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the rarest resource of all – unlimited amounts of cake! So come on over and join the fun, because why does this image make you niggers so mad? It’s all just part of the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP!

❤️ POPPYPLAYTIME ❤️ Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, poppyplaytime, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

The owner of the “POPPYPLAYTIME” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.92.87:25676

CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

4chan, APPROVED, archives, args, Creepercraft, creepypasta, cytube, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, games, Gaming, homemade, list, Mario World I HATE YOU, Minecraft, MODERN, Old Man Reads, Room Template, Server, SlenderARGs, Sonic 2 Genocide City, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video game, vidya, web series

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to the most spooktacular Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the eerie world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where the pixels are haunted and the jump scares are real.

Join us as we discuss the scariest video game urban legends and share our favorite creepy tales. But beware, things may get a little…h̷̰̰̋̈́̆a̴̦͘v̸̧̳̦̔͐e̷̞̜̟̕͝ ̶͇͘f̶̨̓͘ú̴̦̰̓͐ñ̴̜̠̦ around here.

Explore Room #491 – Aika Village Edition, where the ghosts of lost gamers roam and the glitches are more than just a bug in the system. Visit our exeg/arbage Site & Archive for a collection of the spookiest stories and urban legends.

But wait, there’s more! Watch Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastas on YouTube, where he narrates the most bone-chilling tales with a voice that will send shivers down your spine. From Sonic.exe to Mario World I HATE YOU, prepare to be scared silly.

Join our /exeg/ CyTube for a marathon of creepy videos and homemade/found pastas that will make you question the reality of your favorite games. And don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta List for a dose of terror that will keep you up at night.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter the world of Vidya Creepypasta General, there’s no turning back…muahaha!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, critique, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List website, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, group forums, kinks, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, outfits, profile image search, Profiles, recommended chat client, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crops Grown:	6495	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – where we take cosplay to a whole new level! Ever wanted to roleplay as your favorite character while building epic structures and battling mobs? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where you can create character profiles, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes (yes, we said it), and engage in some seriously kinky roleplay. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more depravity than you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a place where you can freely share and advertise your profiles, solicit roleplay from anons, critique each others’ characters, and even gossip about site drama. And let’s not forget about our live status tracker, filtered ads, and profile image search tools – because who doesn’t love a little extra spice in their Minecraft experience?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Whether you’re dressing up your character in outrageous outfits or battling it out with other players in epic cosplay battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. See you there!

River Shire

Adventures, alliances, Anarchy, Castles, Enchanting, Factions, FANTASY, keeps, landscapes, Legacy, Lore, Marketplaces, Medieval, multiplayer, Mystery, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Traditions, Vanilla, Villages, Wilderness

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to River Shire, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a captivating medieval setting!

Step into a world where untamed wilderness meets bustling medieval villages, towering castles, and a rich tapestry of lore and mystery. River Shire combines the classic vanilla experience with carefully selected enhancements to create an immersive and engaging environment.

Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances with fellow players, and build your legacy in a realm inspired by medieval traditions. Whether you prefer to construct magnificent keeps, trade in bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring adventures, River Shire is the perfect place to bring your medieval dreams to life.

Join us today and start your journey in the enchanting world of River Shire!

mc35.gamehosting.it:5203

Dreamscape Minecraft Server

advice, ancient greek, aristophanes, asmr, birds sounds, Calm, City Living, comedy, dreamscape, loud neighbors, mind reading, Minecraft, Morphing, Nightmares, Play, Server, southern accent

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9235	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

athlete, blonde bombshell, Canadian, Canadian beauty, Celebrity, diva, fitness icon, Fitness Model, hall of famer, magazine shoot, Minecraft, MODEL, photoshoot, porn star, Provocative, retired wrestler, Sexy, smp, spacecraft, trish, Trish Stratus, wrestling, wrestling legend, wwe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchantments Applied:	66
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	82

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

7SEEDS, ai, berserk, capeshit, chainsaw man, cutting themes, Dragon Quest: Dai, Dumpster fill shovelware, fightfags, gantz, garbage slop, GetBackers, hoshino, Hunter x Hunter, Iwaaki, josei, Kakukaku Shikajika, Kingdom, literary themes, Magic Knight Rayearth, manchildren, Minecraft, Nihei, PALS, PIXEL, porn, powercreeps, rose of versailles, seinen, Server, Shoujo, Shounen, The Bugle Call, Urasawa, vagabond, vinland saga, visualcore., waifufaggotry, Yasuhiko

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

Edition, general, NBA, nba.com, News, pété, Pistol, pistol pete, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!