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Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5087
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	980
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	7892	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3639
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	136
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1892	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	844697
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8560	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!