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HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	9174
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	839
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).

We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!

So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Regrettable Redditor Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	136	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where Redditors who messed around and found out what happens when you mess with the wrong block!

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive…we think). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will make you question why you ever thought mining for diamonds was a good idea.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos that awaits. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, you’ll need it!

GurackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9482	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because gurack obama is here to shake things up! Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even team up with a squad of ninja llamas to conquer the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out – join gurack obama today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by none other than Gurack Obama himself, the coolest and most powerful Minecraft player in all the land. With his guidance and wisdom, you’ll become a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join gurack obama now and let the crazy adventures begin!

Yotsuba’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the biggest faggots on Youtube! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are all competing to see who can be the biggest faggot on Youtube? From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks, our players are always up to something hilarious.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can’t stop exploding in the most inconvenient places. Will you be brave enough to face this explosive specter and claim the title of the ultimate faggot on Youtube?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, you magnificent faggot, you!

RogCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	5377

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme will pop up on your screen. It’s like playing Minecraft and browsing the internet at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to those exploding chickens). See you there, my fellow Rog haters!

HourLeft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Crops Grown:	2637
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ores Mined:	8095	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about boring moments like that ever again! Join us and experience a world where time flies by faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Our server is so action-packed and exciting that you’ll be on the edge of your block the entire time. From epic battles with giant spiders to thrilling treasure hunts in hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment here.

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Picture this: a herd of zombie pigs riding on top of flying chickens, all while being chased by a pack of rabid wolves. It’s chaos in the best possible way.

So why waste your time on a server that leaves you checking your watch every five minutes? Join us and never have to endure another “holy shit there is still an hour left” moment again. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CreepyCraft: No Regrets

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Do you know that on our Minecraft server, if you dig straight down, you’ll uncover a secret underground lair filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers? It’s like a monster rave party down there! Join us if you dare to uncover the spookiest secrets of the blocky world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous skeletons wearing party hats. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a wild adventure unlike any other!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	215	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, ukraine is all like “yo, west, why u no make weapons that can beat russian tactics? like, come on, get with the program, bros.” but, like, we got the perfect solution for all the ukrainian ministers out there feeling frustrated. join our minecraft server, where we have weapons that can totally take down any russian tactics.

we got diamond swords that can slice through russian armor like butter, and creepers that can blow up their bases in seconds. plus, our admins are like super skilled at pvp, so you know you’ll have backup when those pesky russians try to invade.

join now and show those russians who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time. trust us, you won’t regret it. #ukraineswag #russiannomore

CocaineCraft: CBD Cure for Addiction

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7794
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Potions Brewed:	111	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we use cannabidiol treatment to help you kick your addiction to mining diamonds! just like how it helped mice stop craving cocaine, it will help you stop craving those shiny blue rocks. plus, we also restore your gut microbiota diversity so you can eat all the virtual pork chops you want without feeling guilty. come join us for a wild ride of addiction recovery and gut health on our server like no other!

Survive 1.21 – Because punching trees is the new cardio workout

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	109	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.gg/6J4ehg4J
Server Rules	Vanilla survival server with AntiCheat, no x-ray allowed, and no insults in chat

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join the server. Just connect using the provided Discord link.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please adhere to the server rules mentioned above. No x-ray, no insults in chat.