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HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	New Chunks Explored:	128374
Magic Items Found:	4034	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	506	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!

Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).

We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!

So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Star Shards Collected:	160	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mines Excavated:	3691
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and learn the ancient art of Bukujutsu, where you can fly like a majestic bird through the Minecraft skies. Need to blind your enemies? No problem! Master the Taiyoken technique and leave them stumbling around like blind bats. And if that’s not enough, how about launching a Dodonpa energy blast at your foes or unleashing the devastating Kikoho attack?

But wait, there’s more! Join the prestigious Crane School and learn the graceful ways of combat, or enroll in the legendary Turtle School and become a master of defense. With so many crazy abilities and techniques to learn, this server will have you laughing and screaming in excitement as you battle your way to the top. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of worrying about political shenanigans and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no election fraud here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So join us and help us defeat the llama overlords before it’s too late!

LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	4562	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, מהדורת דאוס אקס, is not for the faint of heart. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance your way to victory while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that will either cuddle you or try to eat your face off. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

3. The server owner once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a dragon too!

4. Our server’s currency is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes. That’s right, you can buy and sell goods with potatoes. It’s a spud-tacular economy!

So what are you waiting for? Join מהדורת דאוס אקס today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potatoes.

CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than PajeetRyS!

Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocky adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated palaces and crafting crazy contraptions.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself hangs out there, sipping on a cold brew and challenging players to epic battles.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where fluffy friends roam free and rainbows shoot out of their butts. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join PajeetRyS today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	1009
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a good laugh while doing it? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let loose. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy antics, and non-stop laughter. Say goodbye to the dull and lifeless servers out there, because we’re here to inject some much-needed chaos into your Minecraft experience.

Forget about self-harm on 4chan, come join us and harm some creepers instead! Our server is a safe space for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies, where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lulz begin!

Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Emeralds Found:	444

Join our Minecraft server and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Yudias, Yuhi, and their wacky friends as they search for the elusive Yuamu in outer space! Travel to distant planets, battle alien mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this epic quest for friendship and glory. Will you be brave enough to join their mission and become a hero in this cosmic tale? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the insanity that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe, suit up in your space gear, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	969784	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Star Shards Collected:	251	Dimension Hops:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!