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Totally Failing at Vanilla: The Exclusive Only Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Community Features	Gameplay Features
– Shopping District	– Land Claims (Optional)
– Nether hub for fast travel	– Jobs (Optional)
– Community megabuild	– Graves
	– 30% Player Sleep
– Special Events	– Discord Server Connection
	– Mob Heads (Optional)
	– Custom Armor Stand (Optional)
	– Veinmeiner (Optional)
	– Enhanced Ender Dragon (Optional)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. When will the server be officially open?

The server is expected to launch on July 28th.

2. Is this server for Java or Bedrock players?

This server is open to both Java and Bedrock players.

3. How can I connect with other players on the server?

You can join our active Discord server to connect and chat with other players.

4. Are there any rules against PvP, griefing, or stealing?

No, unwelcome PvP, griefing, or stealing is not allowed on this server.

5. What are some optional gameplay features available on the server?

Optional gameplay features include land claims, jobs, graves, 30% player sleep, mob heads, custom armor stand, Veinmeiner, and enhanced Ender Dragon fights.

6. Can I join in community events and activities on the server?

Yes, there will be special events such as contests, games, enhanced dragon fights, and holiday events for all players to participate in.

WozCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of Scott the Woz, welcoming you to the most epic gaming experience of your life.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to a colony of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them? That’s right, you can wish for anything your heart desires, whether it’s a castle made of cheese or a pet dragon named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life!

The Mystery Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Oh, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server out there! So, picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. But that’s not even the best part – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are all secretly plotting to take over the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Master” who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then look no further. Join us and see what adventures await in this wacky, wild world. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of what really happened to him…whatever that means!

ClientDinnerDrama

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magic Items Found:	1154	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected events, just like when your girlfriend invites your client to a romantic dinner date without asking you first. Who needs romance when you can have awkwardness and betrayal in block form?

Experience the thrill of being the butt of every joke, just like our player who couldn’t catch a break at the dinner table. But hey, at least you’ll never run out of conversation topics when discussing new outfits and oud burners!

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through relationship drama and passive-aggressive comments, all while trying to survive in a pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even getting called “fat” by your client at a dinner date. It’s all part of the fun!

BlockyBarfCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	182	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

BlockyRetirementAge

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Votes:	1037
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	392	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?