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Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	661	Enchantments Applied:	69
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Votes:	2952	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

ZeldaCraft: Where ‘Traditional Zelda is better’ is just a myth

Adventure, better, Boss Battles, CHANGED.., classic, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Formula, gameplay, games, Myth, Nintendo, Nostalgia, piece of shit, Puzzles, Skyward Sword, stale, sword fighting, Traditional, Traditional Zelda, Zelda, ZeldaCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Zelda games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have reimagined the world of Zelda in a way you’ve never seen before!

Forget about traditional Zelda, our server takes the classic formula and turns it upside down with crazy new challenges and quests. And don’t even get us started on Skyward Sword – we’ve banished that piece of shit game to the depths of the Nether!

Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Zelda like never before!

New Game Minus: Where Minecraft Players Can’t Catch a Break!

BANKRUPTCY, beat, Break, Catch, Character, Checked, crapcom, days ago, Frustration, Game, hate, ITSUNO, main menu, Minecraft, new game plus, piece of shit, pile of shit, Players, reinstall, sick, Start, true ending, Uninstall

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of not being able to start a new game plus in other servers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you start a new game plus, but you can start a new game triple plus! That’s right, we’ve got all the true endings, uninstalling and reinstalling won’t be a problem, and you can even create a new character that’s even better than your previous one. Say goodbye to crapcom and hello to our server, where the only bankruptcy you’ll see is in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will make you say, “What a piece of cake!”

Luck Minecraft SMP

group kik, irish, Irish beauty, Irish chat, Irish community, Irish connection, Irish Culture, irish dating, Irish forum, irish girls, Irish group, irish heritage, Irish ladies, Irish love, Irish meetup, Irish pride, Irish singles, Irish social, Irish women, LUCK, Minecraft, modestmouse_114, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	5194
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of only seeing pixelated pixels in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you’ll be surrounded by a whole bunch of Irish ladies! We’ve got leprechauns, pots of gold, and even a rainbow bridge that leads to a pot of diamonds. And if that’s not enough, we also have a group kik where you can share pictures of your favorite Irish lassies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for some craic!

Tiny Anime Girls Minecraft Server

adorable, Aesthetic, animation, Anime, anime girl’s, art, Character, chibi, cute, design, FANTASY, fictional, Girls, illustration, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, PETITE, Server, Small, Tiny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of playing on servers where anime girls are regular-sized? Well, look no further because on our server, anime girls are TINY! That’s right, you can have a whole army of pocket-sized waifus following you around as you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. If you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigmen have formed a biker gang and ride around on flaming motorcycles. Join their ranks and become the baddest biker in the underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Just be sure to watch out for the tiny anime girls, they may be small but they sure pack a punch!

Antidepressants in Minecraft SMP

antidepressants, global mental health, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health in different countries, mental health research., mental health statistics, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental healthcare, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, smp, SSRIs, Therapy, Treatment, Young girls

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for friends to join him in his epic dance-offs. So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you have flying pigs, am I right?

Fly Crow, Bear Slumbers Minecraft Server

Animals, Bear, Black, crow, feathers, Flight, Fly, flying, Forest, HIBERNATION, Instincts, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, predator, prey, Scavenger, Server, Sleeping, Slumbers, Wilderness, wildlife, Wings

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the crows fly and the bears take naps! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent crows who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. They will guide you through the game with their caw-tastic wisdom and help you build the most epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of bears who only wake up once every full moon to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. If you can survive their cuddly yet ferocious attacks, you will be rewarded with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wild adventure where the crow flies and the bear slumbers. Who knows what other crazy creatures and challenges await you in this mysterious Minecraft world!

Suisei’s Clique Minecraft SMP Action Squad

action, Clique, controversy, criticism, damage control, Defending, fanbase, Graduation, idol group, idol industry, loyalty, Management, Minecraft, response, smp, springing into action, squad, Sui-clique, Suisei, Suiseis, Support, talent agency, Talents, teamwork

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by drama llamas and keyboard warriors on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is run by Suisei’s clique! That’s right, the same group that can sniff out criticism of management from a mile away and swoop in to save the day like Minecraft superheroes.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stick around. Who knows, you might even witness Suisei herself riding a llama into battle against the evil mobs of the night. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Turkish Delight Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community Integration, cultural exchange, DELIGHT, Diversity, embracing differences, Ethnic Minorities, global citizenship, Hospitality, immigration, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Open-mindedness, Respect, Server, societal acceptance, tolerance, turkish, turkish culture, Turks, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crops Grown:	5880	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem? Then look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome players from all walks of life, including Turks who bring their own special brand of chaos to the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce monsters, and uncovering hidden treasures. But beware, the Turks have been known to unleash their secret weapon – a horde of flying sheep armed with explosive TNT!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds and emeralds? Only here, my friend. Only here. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Gameception Minecraft SMP

game adaptations, game creation, game design, game development, game evolution, game genealogy, game history, game industry, game influence, game innovation, game inspiration, game lineage, Game Origins, game progression, game roots, game spin-offs, Gameception, games, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, video games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	238	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves! Or how about the time when a group of villagers decided to start a boy band and serenaded you with their off-key singing? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? Yes, you heard that right. These chickens are not your average cluckers – they can build anything from automatic farms to elaborate traps.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of fun and chaos. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you on our server!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, statistics, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRQ.SKYBARS.ME

Murderous Dialogue Minecraft Server

Characters, dialogue, dialogue focused, dialogue focused characters, dialogue fun, dialogue fun characters, focused characters, focused characters fun, Fun, fun characters, fun dialogue, fun murderous, fun retard, Minecraft, more dialogue, murderous, murderous characters, murderous dialogue, murderous fun, retard, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier adventures. Want to roleplay as a dialogue-focused character? Sure, go ahead! Want to be a murderous retard? Hey, we don’t judge!

Our server is like a never-ending soap opera with twists and turns at every corner. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next. From epic battles to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky Minecraft world!

The Shooter Picture Minecraft SMP

ai generated, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Conspiracy Theory, deepfake, digital art, digital deception, digital manipulation, Disinformation, fake news, hoax, image manipulation, internet hoax, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, photo editing, photoshop editing, Picture, Propaganda, Shooter, smp, Technology, visual effects

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while juggling TNT blocks and battling giant chickens with diamond swords.

Our community is full of quirky characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a superhero and always wears a cape made of wool. And let’s not forget about Karen the Creeper, who loves to blow up other players’ houses just for fun (watch out for her!).

But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block the size of a mountain guarded by a dragon made entirely of obsidian. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky glowies…