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Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

20 minutes of gameplay, 30fps with black bars, 5 hours long, 7 years dev time, Crafty, Dev, Kek, no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, studio 4x the size of the original, Time, Wasted, Years

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

ZeldaCraft: Where ‘Traditional Zelda is better’ is just a myth

Adventure, better, Boss Battles, CHANGED.., classic, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Formula, gameplay, games, Myth, Nintendo, Nostalgia, piece of shit, Puzzles, Skyward Sword, stale, sword fighting, Traditional, Traditional Zelda, Zelda, ZeldaCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Villages Defended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Zelda games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have reimagined the world of Zelda in a way you’ve never seen before!

Forget about traditional Zelda, our server takes the classic formula and turns it upside down with crazy new challenges and quests. And don’t even get us started on Skyward Sword – we’ve banished that piece of shit game to the depths of the Nether!

Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Zelda like never before!

New Game Minus: Where Minecraft Players Can’t Catch a Break!

BANKRUPTCY, beat, Break, Catch, Character, Checked, crapcom, days ago, Frustration, Game, hate, ITSUNO, main menu, Minecraft, new game plus, piece of shit, pile of shit, Players, reinstall, sick, Start, true ending, Uninstall

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of not being able to start a new game plus in other servers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you start a new game plus, but you can start a new game triple plus! That’s right, we’ve got all the true endings, uninstalling and reinstalling won’t be a problem, and you can even create a new character that’s even better than your previous one. Say goodbye to crapcom and hello to our server, where the only bankruptcy you’ll see is in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will make you say, “What a piece of cake!”

Peenoisemc

Balanced Economy, Jobs, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP, Quests, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Towns Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Buildings Constructed:	47
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

We recently launched a Minecraft server hosted in Singapore, and we’relooking for some mature players (+18) to join us! While most of ourplayers are from the Philippines, we welcome players from all over theworld. The best part is that the server is cross-platform, so bedrockplayers can join too!

Our server revolves around the Towny plugin, which allows players to create andmanage their own towns. It’s optional, but highly recommended for thosewho want a challenge in managing their own town’s economy and landclaims. We take griefing very seriously, so even if you don’t have atown and someone griefs your base, just contact the staff and they’llhandle it.

We have several ways for players to earn money on the server, including completing quests,selling items in the shop, participating in fishing competitions,killing rare mobs, and even participating in chat games! We also offerpremium ranks that provide some quality of life commands, likebackpacks, additional homes, and jobs that you can join.

Lastly, we have player tags which can be customized to your liking and used inyour chat. These tags can be acquired by purchasing them with in-gamecurrency, earning them by participating in events, or completing adiscovery set in our rare mobs to earn a special tag.

Supported version Java and Bedrock Edition 1.20.2If you are interested here’s the ip address and discord server:

Server IP: peenoisemc.xyzDiscord: https://discord.gg/PG7xK4g

peenoisemc.xyz

Guardian Skies

Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6662
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Here at Guardian Skies we provide the finest gamemdode experience. Being one of the most fast growing skyblock servers out there, we continual add cool features to leave you enjoying the game to the best.

1.8 – .1.12 SUPPORT!

» Dedicated Staff » Smooth game play » Custom Biomes » Custom Shops » Player Shops » Treausre Crates » Balanced Economy » Friendly Community

play.guardianskies.org

Addicted2 Network

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	748	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

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Kayabi

Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Clans, Leveling, Roleplay, Survival OP, Vote Rewards

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Server IP: 185.207.164.65:21463

185.207.164.65:21463

Cydonia Servers PVE

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to Cydonia!

We are a team of dedicated players, both survival and creative, who are working to give you the best Minecraft experience available!

We offer both survival and creative. Some of our staff and players have already created some wonderful towns in our survival world to explore and enjoy. However, the world is massive, and there is plenty of room to explore and choose your own path.

Our Core Plugins and Features:

– Multi-server Survival and Plotworld Creative (Terrain Creative coming soon!) – Economy system with player shops available – Automatic ranking system giving special perks for our long time players (ie. more homes, worldedit in creative, etc) – mcMMO: Minecraft meets adventure! Level up your skills to gain bonuses. Work with other players for even more bonuses! – Jobs: Make money for our shops while you play! Join a job and play survival, it is THAT simple. – LWC for Antitheft: Lock your chests with LWC. Chests lock automatically, for all other items just use /lock – Antigrief: Griefing is an unfortunate reality. With our antigriefing plugins, we can fix that instantly and have your home back up and running in a split second.

cydonia.cc

Qsmp somake server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7825	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	907838
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8108

QSMP Somake Server

Welcome, adventurers, to the epic world of the QSMP Modpack based on the thrilling series that is winning the hearts of streamers and gamers around the world! Get ready to embark on an incredible journey, full of challenges, discoveries and unparalleled fun.

( Welcome adventurers to the epic world of QSMP based Modpack. On the exciting series that is winning the hearts of streamers and gamers around the world! Get ready to embark on an incredible journey, filled with challenges, discoveries and unparalleled fun. )

In this unique and exclusive Modpack, you will have the opportunity to explore a vast universe full of carefully selected mods, each bringing a unique layer of gameplay to the experience. Inspired by the passion of the streamers who dove head first into this adventure, you will have the chance to follow in their footsteps, create your own stories and leave your mark on this world.

( In this unique and exclusive Modpack, you will have the opportunity to explore a vast universe filled with carefully selected mods, each one bringing a unique layer of gameplay to the experience. Inspired by the passion of the streamers who jumped headlong into this adventure, you’ll have the chance to follow in their footsteps, create your own stories, and make your mark on this world. )

Join us as we delve into countless adventures, build impregnable fortresses, master the art of magic and embark on dangerous expeditions in search of rare treasures. Create your own path, set your goals, and work together with other players to reach new heights of success.

( Join us as we delve into countless adventures, build impregnable fortresses, master the art of magic, and embark on perilous expeditions in search of rare treasures. Create your own path, set your goals and work together with other players to reach new heights of success. )

Each mod present in this modpack was carefully selected to provide an experience very close to what the streamers have. From the technologically advanced machines of create to magical enchantments and the exploration of dangerous dungeons, you will have at your disposal a multitude of tools and possibilities to shape the world as you please.

( Each mod present in this modpack has been carefully selected to provide an experience very close to what streamers have. From the technologically advanced create machines to magical enchantments and the exploration of dangerous dungeons, you’ll have at your disposal an infinity of tools and possibilities to shape the world as you please. )

Forward, brave explorers!

Enjoy the Island!

( Enjoy the island! )

qsmp.somake-network.com.br

UnityHaven

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mines Excavated:	4616	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	6727

This server is a server for all friends to play on! If you are just looking for a random server to play with friends, then this server is for you! We have friendly staff, and we try to listen to players as much as possible so that everybody can have a good experience! Join today!

play.unityhaven.net

FutureRaidsPvp

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2092	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	183
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

A small factions server with many useful plugins and a beautiful spawn. Come and join the small FUTURE RAIDS community today

195.154.52.124

Arcaneva geopolítico

4Fun, Earth, Factions, Movecraft, Roleplay, Vehicles

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Emeralds Found:	7332
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1297	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

halflife.factions.ws

Creative

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

This is my server on Venelin Zhelev and good Private Banking department best Intel processors and samsusng core 8

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