Piece Of Shit MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server

leadership, Democracy, policy, Voting, JoeCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!

BlockyRacistPedo Minecraft Server

BlockyRacistPedo, racist, criminal behavior, Bigotry, sexual abuse

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every pedophile magically transforms into a white supremacist racist piece of shit, until they lay eyes on our beautiful brown cunny. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious role-playing experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Watch as these once despicable characters turn into love-struck fools at the sight of our unique and enchanting brown cunny. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this bizarre phenomenon and join our server today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

7 years dev time, studio 4x the size of the original, Dev, Years, 30fps with black bars

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

ZeldaCraft: Where ‘Traditional Zelda is better’ is just a myth

Adventure, Zelda, Boss Battles, classic, better

Are you tired of the same old boring Zelda games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have reimagined the world of Zelda in a way you’ve never seen before!

Forget about traditional Zelda, our server takes the classic formula and turns it upside down with crazy new challenges and quests. And don’t even get us started on Skyward Sword – we’ve banished that piece of shit game to the depths of the Nether!

Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Zelda like never before!

New Game Minus: Where Minecraft Players Can’t Catch a Break!

Frustration, crapcom, hate, Uninstall, reinstall

Are you tired of not being able to start a new game plus in other servers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you start a new game plus, but you can start a new game triple plus! That’s right, we’ve got all the true endings, uninstalling and reinstalling won’t be a problem, and you can even create a new character that’s even better than your previous one. Say goodbye to crapcom and hello to our server, where the only bankruptcy you’ll see is in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will make you say, “What a piece of cake!”

Arista Craft

Dedicated, twists, update, Growing, Experience

Arista Network

Welcome to Arista Network! We’re a cool server that keeps things fresh with updates and fun events. Join us for a great time!

play.aristamc.fun

Alathra: New Frontiers – A Roleplay and Worldbuilding Adventure

Additional Foods & Ingredients, Semi Vanilla, Adventure, Alathra, Movecraft

Alathra Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Towny Lore, RP & Worldbuilding Additional Foods & Ingredients Custom World Custom Plugins Magical Items Movecraft Brewing Custom Fishing Custom Mobs and Animals Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join a town?	You can either create your own town or join an existing one by contacting the town’s mayor or leaders.
Are there any specific rules for roleplaying?	While we encourage creative roleplay, we have guidelines in place to ensure a positive experience for everyone. Please refer to our Discord or website for more details.
Can I suggest new custom recipes for food?	Yes! We welcome suggestions from our community for new food recipes to enhance the culinary experience on Alathra.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is enabled in certain areas designated for combat, such as arenas or war zones. Please respect the rules and guidelines set for PvP interactions.

TheOfficeMC FunZone

office, Forever World, donation, Fun, Dev

TheOfficeMC Server Info

TheOfficeMC was made by a bunch of pals who love the ‘Office’ map from CS2. They wanted to share the fun with everyone, so they made this server. It’s not about paying to play, but about working hard. Any money you spend is like a donation to help the server keep going. All the cash goes back into making the server better with cool stuff like plugins and ads.

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT ~Dev

play.theofficemc.net

Republic MC Adventure

Custom Items, ip address, Version support, Custom Systems, Game-changing features

Republic MC

RepublicMC is the best Survival server out there, with tons of cool stuff that will blow your mind. It’s not your average Minecraft server, that’s for sure. Get ready for an awesome survival experience with lots of custom features that will keep you hooked.

Key Features:

Advanced Survival
Skills
Custom items
Custom mobs
Dungeons (coming soon)
Addictive leveling feature
And 30+ More Features – You gotta try it to see how awesome it is!

IP: play.republicmc.fun | Version: Supports 1.12+ to 1.21.X

play.republicmc.fun

Sangam Realms – Epic Vanilla Adventures

Auctions, Terrain generation, Custom Enchants, Custom Mobs, Thriving Communities

Sangam Realms

Sangam Realms – The Best Vanilla Fun! New Landscapes – Check out cool views! Fun Gameplay – A fresh twist on classic stuff! Cool Monsters – Meet new challenges! Free Ranks – Get perks for free! Lots of Money – Earn cash and coins! Auctions – Trade rare stuff and get rich! Spawners – Make big farms and rule! Daily Rewards – Get cool loot every day! Enchants – Power up your gear! Land Protection – Keep your stuff safe! Cosmetics – Look cool with effects! Join Now and Play! play.sangamrealms.online – Have fun in Minecraft!

play.sangamrealms.online