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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4494 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 267 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 102 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5906 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.
And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!
