| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4123 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8095 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 31 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5079 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1462 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4105 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6613 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9358 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 103 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4732 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3198 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7563 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 213 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6245 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6337 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
