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PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

Anime, controversial, digital personas, Entertainment, feminism, Gaming, Gender Roles, influencers, internet culture, LOLitubers, Minecraft, online content creators, performance art, PickmeCraft, pickmes, rule, Self-expression, social media, Stereotypes, streaming, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtubing, world

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5380
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

PissyCraft

Campaign, congratulations, CONSERVATIVE, election, Government, Honor, honorable message, Humble, humble message, Message, morning smell, must vote, nothing you can do, pissy old men, PissyCraft, Political, powerful message, republicans, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7187	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	191	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Blocky Bed & Breakfast Bonanza #420

(PILOT), #youtube, assassin business, Bed.., Blitzo, blocky, bonanza, Breakfast, Charlie, Demons, Discord, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Startup, Website

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Votes:	2956	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Just like Charlie from Hazbin Hotel, you can rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in your very own kingdom. Build your own hotel and watch as your patients check out straight into Heaven (or maybe just respawn, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew from Helluva Boss as they run their assassin business in Hell. Take on crazy missions with Moxxie, Millie, and Loona, all while trying to survive each other’s shenanigans.

Download the pilots, binge watch the episodes, and immerse yourself in the chaotic world of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. And hey, if you’re feeling creative, write some fanfics or draw some fanart on our booru.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself running a startup in Hell with your own demon crew. The possibilities are endless (and slightly insane).

AxisNetwork

Allies, Axis Network, Axis Network Server, AxisNetwork, Cities, Creative, Economy, enemies, Factions, Minecraft, MONEY, Projects, PvP, real money, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	4832	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Axis Network is based around Minecraft Survival with an ENTICING twist. This is a SMP where the possibilities are endless where you can ally with friends making massive projects to pvping and taking down enemies. This means this server is made for everyone including the peaceful player who wants to just keep to themselves to the PVP addict player who wants to fight everything. You can build cities, farm economy, and fight to become the richest on the server to make REAL money.

31.214.219.157

CraftyCraic – Llama Drama

Aigis The First Mission, Anti Spammer Tech, art, Birthday Chart, CraftyCraic, Drama, Draw Corner archive, guides, Llama, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, P5X, Persona, persona 3 reload, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, Persona Live Tour, ReFantazio, Stage Plays

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	268
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Buildings Constructed:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	1596

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-clad llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and even a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can dance your way to victory against the fiercest boss in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you’ve visited our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, creeper, gender norms sexual desire, love, peer pressure, personal growth intimacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance sexual exploration, sexual confidence, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual frustration, sexual identity, sexual stereotypes, sexual taboos, social norms, societal expectations, VIRGINITY

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you’ve never fucked a bitch before because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of crazy players who are always up for a good time. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground club where you can show off your mining skills and impress the ladies (or gents)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if you’ve never fucked a bitch before, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew!

FGbooom server Minecraft server

administration, Bonuses, Buy, Entertainment, FGbooom, Friends, Game, Help, Minecraft, Plugins, Relaxation, Server, Store

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Server FGbooom version – 1.16.5 especially for relaxation and entertainment

Installed plugins for an interesting game

Come and play alone or with friends

There are bonuses on the site

The store has some great buys.

The administration will always help you in the game

65.108.21.147:25888

KidCraft Adventures

8 year old cousin, Adventures, Apology, attraction, Behavior, boners, Boundaries, Chairs, cousin, discomfort, family, inappropriate, KidCraft, lap, Reflection, regret, roblox, signal, UNCOMFORTABLE, video games, Visit, Weekend Stories

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even sit on someone’s lap while playing games? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. We have a special “lap-sitting” feature that will make your gaming experience unforgettable. Just make sure to ask for consent first!

Our community is full of interesting characters, like the player who accidentally gave their friend a boner while playing Roblox. You never know what kind of hilarious stories you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, always respect personal boundaries, even in the virtual world.

Territorial Tussle: Mine or Yours?

Boundaries, boundary line, do not enter, Exclusion Zone, Get out, keep out, leave now, no trespassing, off limits, permission denied, personal space, private property, property line, restricted access, Restricted area, restricted territory, restricted zone, stay away, Territorial, Territory, tussle, Warning

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, come join our server where we don’t mess around! We have a strict “get out of my territory” policy, so if you see someone encroaching on your land, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your turf like a boss.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixelated Reality

age difference, Anime, El Facil planet, evacuation, FANTASY, fleet enrollment, Frederica, infatuation, Manipulation, Military, Obsession, parasocial relationship, pixelated, Real Life, realistic relationship, Reality, science fiction, seduction, space opera, unrequited love, Yang

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Frederica’s plan to seduce Yang? Look no further! Join our server where you can create your own crazy stories and relationships, just like Frederica did with Yang. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unsuspecting Yang to swoon over. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

MemeCraft: The Village of LOLs

Analysis, Biz, Blockchain, bros, Business, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, finance, gm, Investments, lols, market trends, Memecraft, News, opportunities, predictions, Technology, Trading, Updates, Village, Week

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to mine for virtual cryptocurrency within the game. That’s right, you can become a virtual millionaire by collecting virtual coins while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to overthrow their feathery rule? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. Join now and let the madness begin!