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BlockBuddiesUnite

60 years old, aita, Antagonist, atheist, BELIEF, belief system, BlockBuddiesUnite, Boundaries, Conversation, disagreement, Friend, friendship, GOD, high school, Irritation, medical supply delivery, PRAYER, Religion, Respect, spirituality, tolerance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Mines Excavated:	2080	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9569
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like this one! Our players are so dedicated to their beliefs that they might even try to convert you in-game. But don’t worry, our virtual world is a safe space for all beliefs, even if you’re an atheist like our friend here. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will pray for your diamond loot to improve! So come on and join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

RottenTomatoFanatic – Minecraft SMP

bad movie, beloved movie, cinematic experience, cinematic treasure, cult classic, favorite movie, film lover, guilty pleasure, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, low ratings, Minecraft, misunderstood film, movie buff, overlooked movie, personal favorite, RottenTomatoFanatic, smp, underrated cinema, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated masterpiece, unpopular opinion

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	2226	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground disco parties. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

SadCraft: The Griefing Server

depression, Despair, emotional pain, emotional triggers, emotions, feeling down, Grief, Griefing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Memories, Pain, SadCraft, Sadness, Server, sorrow, sorrowful moments, Tears, triggers, unhappiness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Do you ever feel sad when you run out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never experience the heartbreak of a diamond shortage again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in town!

HaniyehsRevengeCraft

abroad, Assassination, Conflict, decision, extremist group, foreign targets, Hamas, Haniyeh killing, HaniyehsRevengeCraft, International, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political violence, RETALIATION, Revenge, revenge plot, security threat, Targeting, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	3925	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have a server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and mysterious treasures!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly, a gang of evil chickens ambush you! But fear not, for you have the power of a magical potato that shoots lasers! Take down those pesky chickens and claim victory for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater realm and discover a hidden city filled with talking dolphins and dancing squids! Help them throw the ultimate underwater rave and become the life of the party!

And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive club of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns! Defeat the evil llama king and become the ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

V is for Vanilla, but don’t expect any vanilla resets anytime soon!

Adventure, Anytime, Auctions, BUILD, commands, Community, Creative, dont, Economy, Events, expect, Exploration, Farming, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resets, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Shops, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Animals Bred:	108	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	204

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, the server is vanilla and does not allow mods.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, Griefing & Killing is allowed on the server.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, players have freedom to build wherever they like.
Are there regular events on the server?	Events are player-organized and not hosted by server admins.

PixelLove Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelLove, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	235
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and dreaming of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated character from the game? Look no further, because our server is filled with gorgeous players who resemble their Minecraft avatars! Join us and you might just find your blocky soulmate who will mine diamonds with you for eternity.

Our server is so magical that once, a player built a giant roller coaster that actually worked in real life! People from all over the world come to witness the wonders of our server, where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in Minecraft emojis. They have their own language and customs, and if you prove yourself worthy, you might just be invited to join their ranks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of surprises, laughs, and maybe even love. Who knows, you might just find your dream girl who looks like webm related!

GoonCraft SMP – ShouldIGoon?

contemplating, Decision making, deliberating, GoonCraft, hesitation, indecision, inner conflict, making a choice, moving forward, moving forward confidently, persevering, pondering, Questioning, second guessing, seeking advice, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Should I go on, ShouldIGoon, smp, taking action, uncertainty, weighing options

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stand against them? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CrazyCrafty SMP

Character development, complex characters, CrazyCrafty, Drama, emotional depth, Good, Main character, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health issues, mental health representation, mental health stigma, mental health themes, mental illness, mental struggle, movies, Psychological, shows, smp, Thriller

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	6233	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the minds of the most deranged players you’ll ever meet. Join us for a chance to build your own insane asylum, where the only rule is to embrace the madness. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our haunted forest, where the trees whisper secrets of the players who lost their minds trying to survive. So why join our server? Because normal is boring, and we promise you’ll never be the same after a day in our virtual asylum.

PixelPoundsDrop

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Secret Passages Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and start mining for diamonds! Legend has it that the more diamonds you find, the more calories you burn. Plus, our server is so intense that you’ll be running around so much trying to survive, you won’t even have time to think about food. So say goodbye to those extra pounds and hello to a leaner, meaner you on our server!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, preemptive strike, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Votes:	7020

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s lit like a firework on da 4th of july. we got creepers dat explode like fireworks and zombies dat dance like they at a rave. plus, our moderators are like superheroes, flying around and saving players from griefers like they’re in a comic book.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started chasing everyone around. it was like a real-life horror movie, but with potatoes.

also, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and traps. one time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could one-shot the ender dragon. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that can talk and tell jokes.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?