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PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

RedemptionCraft Minecraft Server

101602160, academy guide, argentina, CDKEY, Crypto, economics, free months, friend code, gamepass, Gaming, kinguin, Lending, Minecraft, Paypal, red dead redemption 2, RedemptionCraft, rice and mayo, Server, Steam, Tax, third-world country, Xbox, Xbox Series S

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1409	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Farms Harvested:	764	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of eating rice and mayo for a year just to afford a game like Red Dead Redemption 2? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual world where you can live out all your cowboy fantasies without breaking the bank!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help out, whether it’s with in-game resources or tips on how to buy CD keys with crypto.

So why wait? Join our server today and saddle up for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Who needs Red Dead Redemption 2 when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyOverseasStay

Affair, Boundaries, CANCELLATION, Cheating, children, CraftyOverseasStay, Divorce, dream, exchange student, FANTASY, friendship, Hotel, husband, immigration, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, Overseas, overthinking, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	275
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	7065
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story!

Imagine meeting your best friend on our server, only to find out she’s a master of stealing boyfriends and causing chaos. But wait, there’s more! Attend a wedding where cheating is encouraged and affair partners are VIP guests. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Experience the thrill of hosting a friend from the server in your virtual home, only to discover she’s plotting to steal your Minecraft husband! Will she succeed in her devious plan, or will you kick her out before she can make her move?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and unexpected dreams involving cardiologist husbands and aspiring doctor toddlers. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

LeftyCraft Minecraft Server

election results, Emmanuel Macron, far-right defeat, french democracy, French elections, French politics, French society, French voters, government formation, hung parliament, left-wing victory, LeftyCraft, legislative gridlock, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, political analysis, political implications, political landscape, political parties, political shift, political win, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Animals Bred:	83
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got french voters delivering wins left and right, blowing up le pen’s chances like a creeper in a minefield! our server is so lit, it’s like a hung parliament but with more explosions and less boring politics. join us for the chaos and stay for the laughs, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCollapse

AIRPLANES, breakdown, collapse, Communication, communication breakdown, Connection, CraftyCollapse, Disaster, emergency, family, Friends, global impact, infrastructure collapse, ISOLATION, PHONES, Ships, societal collapse, society, Survival, Technology, world infrastructure

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Magic Items Found:	1983
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4093
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, imagine a world where all the phones, planes, and ships just disappear, leaving us stranded without our peeps. But fear not, cuz on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can reunite with your fam and friends in a virtual world where anything is possible! Build a phone out of blocks, fly a plane made of diamonds, sail a ship made of cake – the possibilities are endless! Join now and never lose touch with your loved ones again, even if the real world goes to shambles. Let’s get blocky with it!

PulseCraft: High-Power RF Fun!

Ablation Therapy, Cardiology, Cardiovascular Medicine, Electrophysiology, feasibility, Fun, high power, HighPower, Interventional Cardiology, Medical research, Original Research, outcome, Pulmonary Vein Ablation, Pulmonary Vein Isolation, pulsecraft, Radiofrequency Ablation, research study, Safety, Short Duration, Treatment Outcome, University of Leicester, University Study

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	163	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	9676	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	248

lol, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da most lit builds u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a maze that will make u lose ur mind.

if dat ain’t enough to convince u, how about dis crazy story: one time, a player found a magic wand that could turn anything into cake. they went around turning all the mobs into cake and having a giant cake party. it was so wild, even the creepers were dancing!

so come join us on dis server and experience the most insane adventures of ur life. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, female, Friendly, Fun, games, Gaming, Girls, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Votes:	6106	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

xtsw.vanillaboxmc.ru

Welcome to Murk World, where the mobs are scarier than your ex! Join us for chaos, quests, and PvP madness. Auzzie accents optional.

Accents, Australian, auzzie, Bragging rights, call of duty, Chaos, Combat, custom classes, Eco Pets, Join, Ladder board, leaderboard, madness, mobs, MONEY, Murk, Nuketown, Optional, powerful allies, preset items, PvP, Questlines, Quests, Resource Gathering, Rewards, RPG, scarier, Skills, smp, Train Pets, Unique abilities, world, zombie map

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6722	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension Hops:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Server Overview

SERVER IP	murkpvp.sparked.network

Features:

MCMMO
Mob Arena
Quests
Eco Pets

Join our server for a unique MMO experience with RPG-like elements!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I level up skills in the server?	Yes, we have MCMMO plugin for skill leveling.
Is there a PvP arena?	Yes, we have Mob Arena where you can team up or go solo to survive rounds.
How many quests are available?	We have over 200 quests with rewards and questlines.
Can I have pets in the server?	Yes, you can adopt and train Eco Pets with unique abilities.
Will there be map resets?	No, there will be no map resets on our server.

EUcraft – Minecraft server

brexit, citizenship, culture, Economy, EU, EUcraft, Europe, European, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, european identity, european integration, european parliament, european union, eurozone, History, Identity, member states, Minecraft, Politics, Schengen Area, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most European server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to the latest hits. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? You betcha!

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent European squirrels who have mastered the art of pixelated acorn farming. They will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest acorns in all the land.

– Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens to… you guessed it, flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our European wonderland of a server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

MiddleEastCraft – The MENA Minecraft Server

MENA, MiddleEastCraft, Minecraft, Server, اسرائيل, الجزائر, الشرق الأوسط, المغرب, انبعص, بوستات, خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ, سعابيله, شأشأ, شمال إفريقيا, كيبورد, وعي ذاتي, ينبعص

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got players who sleep on their keyboards, run around trying to sew a thread (because why not?), and get their fingers stuck to the keys while typing out website URLs. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us and you might witness someone getting banned for not liking a post, or getting banned for liking a post too much! We even have a player who reports anyone who asks them why they’re acting so crazy – talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that if someone dares to leave their house, they’ll learn how to interact normally with other players in no time. It’s like a crash course in social skills, but with creepers and zombies!

So, if you’re ready for a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and never take yourself too seriously, then come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!