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Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

JOOOMP Minecraft SMP – CFB General Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more intense battles than Texas v. Michigan, more crazy builds than Colorado v. Nebraska, and more surprises than South Florida v. Alabama!

Join us and experience the thrill of Arkansas taking on #16 Oklahoma State in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Or witness Baylor facing off against #11 Utah in a battle that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft PvP.

But wait, there’s more! How about Brigham Young going head to head with Southern Methodist in a clash of titans that will have you laughing, crying, and maybe even rage quitting (but hopefully not)?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun of our Minecraft SMP server. Join now and be part of the madness! Trust us, it’s more exciting than a #14 Tennessee v. #24 NC State matchup in Charlotte.

Minecraft SMP – /cfb/ General – No Offense Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by college football matchups!

In Week One, you can witness Colorado take on North Dakota State in Boulder, but watch out for the NDSU Bison, they’re tougher than diamond armor! And don’t miss the showdown between #14 Clemson and #1 Georgia in Athens, where the creepers are as explosive as the fans! Plus, see #8 Penn State clash with West Virginia in Morgantown, where the mountains are as tall as the Ender Dragon!

In Week Two, prepare for the ultimate showdown between #4 Texas and #9 Michigan in Ann Arbor, where the villagers are rooting for a victory dance! And watch out for South Florida as they face off against Alabama in Tuscaloosa, where the zombies are tougher than Nick Saban’s defense! Don’t miss out on the chaos as Arkansas battles #17 Oklahoma State in Stillwater, where the pigs are flying higher than the players!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and unexpected twists! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

MineCraftyLove Server

Boundaries, Communication, Individuality, maintaining identity, MineCraftyLove, personal growth, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

CraftKindness: Paying it Forward

Acts of kindness, Altruism, community service, compassion, CraftKindness, Empathy, Generosity, Good deeds, Heartwarming, helping others, inspiration, Kindness, Making A Difference, motivation, Pay it forward, Paying, positive impact, Random act of kindness, Role Model, Selflessness, spreading kindness, Uplifting

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Have you ever been inspired to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks after seeing someone else do it? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of absurd builds, wacky adventures, and unexpected acts of kindness (like giving every player on the server a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot). So come on over and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – you won’t be disappointed!

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weapons

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so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

MascotCraft: Where Animals and Humans Unite!

animal actors, Animal Behavior, animal costume, animal impersonation, animal kingdom, animal occupation, animal representation, animal world, Animals, Character, costume, dressing up, Entertainment, humans, Job, job comparison, mascot, mascot life, MascotCraft, Performance, Profession, unique job, unite

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so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM you’re greeted by a bunch of animals and people dressed as animals, all working together as mascots. like, how cool is that? you can be a panda or a penguin or even a freakin’ unicorn, man. and get this, the animals and people get paid the same amount of diamonds for their mascot work. it’s like, equality for all, dude. so come join our server and be part of the most epic mascot squad in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PeptideCraft: Self-Healing Glass Server

biomimicry, Breakthrough, discovery, Engineering, Glass, innovation, material science, Materials, peptide, PeptideCraft, researchers, Rigid, Science, self assembly, Self Healing, self-regenerating, self-renewing, self-repair, SELFHEALING, Server, sustainable, Technology, Water

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join dis epic minecraft server where the glass builds and heals itself like magic! imagine building a house made of glass dat fixes itself when it breaks. it’s like havin a team of tiny glass fairies fixin all ur problems. come join da fun and witness da wonders of self-assembling glass! it’s like havin a superpower in minecraft, but without all da responsibility. so come on, join now and be a part of dis glassy adventure!

[GER/DE] Black Sirius Server

Activation, ADMIN, Black Sirius Server, Blackmadman, BSS, building, Claim Plugin, De, Discord, explosions, Fire, Fun, ger, Minecraft, mobs, peaceful coexistence, Plugins, Protection, PvE, rules, Survival

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Welcome to the small Minecraft server of the BSS.

We are still at the very beginning with the server and it certainly still has room for improvement.There aren’t many people playing with us at the moment, so there’s still plenty of space.The server is PvE and currently has only a few plugins. Our focus is on fun, building and peaceful coexistence.Block damage from explosions or mobs, as well as the spread of fire, are disabled. You can protect your things with a claim plugin.Anyone can join, but you don’t have full rights as a player. To be activated, you have to contact the admin (Blackmadman) in our Discord.There you will also find all further information about the server, information and instructions about the plugins and the rules.

If you are interested, feel free to visit us on Discord.

94.130.132.233

BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are like women because they are just as freaking crazy! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannies and women teamed up to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. But things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that only communicated in Taylor Swift lyrics. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure comedy gold.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where trannies and women are equally insane, then look no further. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CunnyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who can make cunny threads TWO at a time! That’s right, double the cunny threads for double the fun! Anons couldn’t even keep up, with threads disappearing faster than you can say “blocky paradise.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where anything can happen – even if it involves questionable thread topics. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

PixelatedPitfalls

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Ever tried to recreate a cooking show recipe in real life and ended up burning down your kitchen? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a culinary adventure where you can try to cook up some virtual delights without the risk of setting your house on fire.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s most intense game of hide and seek. Imagine trying to hide from a group of players who can literally dig through walls and teleport at will. It’s like playing hide and seek with a bunch of teleporting ninjas!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a stroll through our haunted forest? Legend has it that the trees themselves come to life and chase after unsuspecting players. It’s a spooky experience that will have you screaming for more!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry trees). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of virtual mayhem!

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Farms Harvested:	302	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mines Excavated:	2721	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2871
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	685892	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Farms Harvested:	473	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Buildings Constructed:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

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