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StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Crops Grown:	3650
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Towns Built:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	753552	Chimeras Created:	4

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	542631	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!