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Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

CAR, car access, car hacking, car remote access, car safety, car security, car technology, cybersecurity, dark web, digital safety, digital security, exploit, HACKING, kia, Kia exploit, Kia hack, Kia vulnerability, Minecraft, online security, Open, remote access, Site, smp, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	106
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	631471	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5572	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!